....Squirrel!

[Cody]

I'm having a moral issue here. You see, I have these two squirrels in my back yard. They live in the trees, obviously, and eat the apples off of the tops of the surrounding apple trees. They are basically the fattest, slowest, laziest squirrels around and considering their diet seems to consist entirely of sugar, I'm surprised I don't found used insulin needles in the yard. I mean, even the trash pandas seem afraid of them I assume because of their substantial girth.

Anyway, they are really cute, but because they are so fat and lazy, they just hang out on the lower branches of my trees and annoy my dog. I've got the pellet rifle out a couple times to take them out, but then I realize they are so cute and I just can't do it. What would you do? Kill the little buggers or let them live?

 

[Greg]

Trap them and relocate.... to Bryson's yard. I hear he has plenty of room and lots of new vegetation for them to gorge on.

 

[mbryson]

Trap them and relocate.... to Bryson's yard. I hear he has plenty of room and lots of new vegetation for them to gorge on.

I vote this. Should be added to the poll

 

[Greg]

I vote this. Should be added to the poll

 

[Herzog]

Looks like the squirrels have voted

 

[mbryson]

Impressive response rate

 

[I Lean]

Over 89,000 responses can't be all wrong.

 

[Herzog]

Over 89,000 responses can't be all wrong.

Russians.

 

[Greg]

Over 89,000 responses can't be all wrong.

Russians.

Russian Squirrel's...

 

[Cody]

I could probably lure their lazy obese tails into a trap with a baseball game and some doritos. I didn't realize Bryson's yard was a squirrel sanctuary.

 

[nnnnnate]

What you lack is vision.

 

[jeeper]

I have the same issue with mourning doves. The suckers crap all over the kids swing set, toys, and trampoline. I feel bad if I kill them. But I hate them. I celebrate in silent victory each time one is snatched by a hawk.

 

[I Lean]

Wait...where did all the "Bryson's yard" votes go?

 

[Greg]

Wait...where did all the "Bryson's yard" votes go?

We got hacked, again!!!

 

[moab_cj5]

Americanski duraks! Eta vui, Ruski!

 

[Hickey]

I have the same issue with mourning doves. The suckers crap all over the kids swing set, toys, and trampoline. I feel bad if I kill them. But I hate them. I celebrate in silent victory each time one is snatched by a hawk.

Spray/wipe the swing set with WD40. I know this works for most birds.

 

[sawtooth4x4]

What about kill them and eat their fruity flesh? Seems legit

 

[bryson]

I could probably lure their lazy obese tails into a trap with a baseball game and some doritos. I didn't realize Bryson's yard was a squirrel sanctuary.

I didn't realize I ran the Home for Wayward Squirrels either... But, votes are votes.

 

[YROC FAB.]

If you do kill them consider this>squirrel pie Because some plump squirrel that eat just apples and sugar have got to taste darn good.

 

[Cody]

the people have spoken.