Swine flu

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Evanston WY
CDC: Centers for Disease Control & Prevention

As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu continuing in this country.

To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:

1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. Uncontrollable urge to F*** in the mud!!!

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