Ten thoughts to ponder for 2009

[Devel]

> TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2009
>
> Number 10
> Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> Number 9
> Good health is merely the slowest POSSIBLE
> RATE AT WHICH ONE CAN DIE.
>
> Number 8
> Men have two emotions: HUNGRY AND HORNY.
> IF YOU SEE HIM WITHOUT AN ERECTION,
> MAKE HIM A SANDWICH.
>
> Number 7
> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
> TEACH A PERSON TO USE THE INTERNET AND
> THEY WON\'T BOTHER YOU FOR WEEKS..
>
> Number 6
> Some people are like a Slinky ...
> Not really good for anything, but you
> STILL CAN\'T HELP BUT SMILE WHEN
> YOU SHOVE THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.
>
> Number 5
> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
> lying in hospitals, dying OF NOTHING.
>
> Number 4
> All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
> It pays no attention to CRITICISM.
>
> Number 3
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
> and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
>
> Number 2
> In the 60's, PEOPLE TOOK ACID TO MAKE THE WORLD WEIRD.
> Now the world is Weird and people TAKE PROZAC TO MAKE IT NORMAL.
>
>
> And The Number 1 Thought For 2009
>
> "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
> What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

 

[ericson_hummer]

Good health is merely the slowest POSSIBLE
RATE AT WHICH ONE CAN DIE.

^ Thats very true