Tesla Truck (Cybertruck)

[jeeper]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Fast Lane Truck / Tesla

 

[jeepin4x4james]

Hideous.
I like that the shatterproof glass shattered in the demo though.

 

[str8axleguy]

That’s awful!

 

[Gawynz]

I've been checking this out this morning haha. Kinda cool-ish ideas and numbers, but wow does that thing look stupid.

Here's a good summary video of the unveiling:

And another article I found funny, there are a lot of internet comedians out there:

Elon Musk’s Cybertruck is here, and so are the jokes

“It looks like an angry triangle.”

www.theverge.com

 

[stockblock]

IMO, this is what the Honda Ridgeline looked like during concept. Tesla must of been like good enough, lets use it.

The ass end looks bottomed out to the axle with that quad in the bed.

In the video the dude goes on about tow capacity, how's it capable of towing anything with out a hitch?

 

[Stephen]

On the one hand, it looks cool in that 80's Sci-Fi Cyberpunk sorta way. On the other... just why?
I'm a much bigger fan of the Rivian. But it's good to see that people are targeting this market.

 

[Gawynz]

Rivian is pretty cool, I also like Bollinger's B1 classic truck kind of approach.

BOLLINGER B1

We are making the world's first electric trucks at Bollinger Motors. Check out the B1 Sport Utility Vehicle and reserve yours today!

bollingermotors.com

 

[RockChucker]

Everyone was thinking that the new 2020 Chevy HD trucks were the ugliest trucks ever produced....then here comes Tesla saying, "Hold my beer and watch this."

 

[ID Bronco]

My Uncle has a two Tesla's and one of them is an SUV with a hitch. Last year he rented a 20 camp trailer to bring to the reunion near Bryce Canyon. It took him 2 days (not a typo) to get there from Ogden after stopping everywhere possible to charge up. It was a total joke. Maybe this is different. Maybe not.

 

[Hickey]

Almost got it...

 

[Spork]

Stolen concept from the Chevy avalanche only less polygons

 

[Herzog]

 

[Kevin B.]

Rivian is pretty cool, I also like Bollinger's B1 classic truck kind of approach.

BOLLINGER B1

We are making the world's first electric trucks at Bollinger Motors. Check out the B1 Sport Utility Vehicle and reserve yours today!

bollingermotors.com

I like the Rivian too. I like that they're at least making noise about making an electric truck as opposed to an electric car with a bed like that Tesla abomination. I like the motor-in-each-wheel to replace things like lockers and traction control, and I LOVE the slideout partition in front of the rear wheels, that little piece makes my pants fit funny.

But I'm in the wait-and-see camp. I love the idea of an electric truck, as long as it's got good reliability, good range, and does all the truck things.

 

[Homefryy]

The ass end looks bottomed out to the axle with that quad in the bed.

It has an adjustable air suspension so I'm assuming it is in some sort of squat mode to make loading and unloading easier.

 

[Herzog]

But how will it look on Fodees?

 

[Stephen]

You'll probably only be able to lift it using some sort of proprietary Tesla kit otherwise it won't run.

 

[Coco]

LMAO!!! Like someone dropped the A frame of their house on some wheels....

 

[Troop92]

Ugly as sin. What happens if you live in a cold/snowy climate and you want to open the rear "vault" to use it? Hope it is thawed enough to do so without breaking?

 

[benjy]

I dig it.

 

[Jesser04]

I don’t think this thread will age well. If the specs of the tri-motor model hold true half of this forum will own one.