wally
Registered User
A stake president that I work with shared this with me today.... pretty funny!
This incident actually happened at the testimony meeting in
March. Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah.
A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the
congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.
Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his
scrotum. She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes
about how this injury has been affecting their family. "He can't hold
the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc
." She finally sits down.
Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the
husband stands and approaches the pulpit. "I just have one word for my
wife," he said,
"STERNUM."
Then he sat down.
This incident actually happened at the testimony meeting in
March. Our primary president was visiting her sister's ward in Sandy, Utah.
A lady came up to the pulpit. She began by telling the
congregation what a trying month she and her family had these past few weeks.
Her husband had been in a car accident and had bruised his
scrotum. She then continued on, very weepily, for the next ten minutes
about how this injury has been affecting their family. "He can't hold
the children, he can't hug or cuddle, no intimacy, he'd been so weak, etc
." She finally sits down.
Then, to the already shocked and horrified congregation, the
husband stands and approaches the pulpit. "I just have one word for my
wife," he said,
"STERNUM."
Then he sat down.
