KWight
Active Member
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and
her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too,
I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and
her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too,
I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
