Train Ride

jtucker1012

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The Train Ride

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the
Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old
Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one
speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped
the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old
lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped
the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can smack that Frenchman again.
 
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