Vampire on the Road in Fruita CO

[rdneckride]

I read this and thought everyone would enjoy it specially as we have some members in that area.

 

[Badbuggy]

There was a full moon that night, so realisticly, it could have been a werewolf.

 

[Tacoma]

Well of course they didn't find any evidence of a vampire!! They can turn into bats or smoke, and disappear!! I'd ask if it was foggy when those troopers showed up. There may be more to this story--- much more!!!

 

[Zombie]

She was driving home from Twilight, and saw a drunk guy, covered in stripper dandruff (AKA glitter)....

End of story.

 

[JoeT]

Doesn't Greg live around there? He's kinda fair skinned too.........

 

[Tacoma]

...and gingers have no souls, like vampires.

I think you're on to something, Joe.

 

[JoeT]

...and gingers have no souls, like vampires.

I think you're on to something, Joe.

Good point. Also the woman was on a dirt road when she spot the vampire. Greg has been know to go a dirt road or two on his bike, unless he sold it and bought something else.


hmmmm aren't vampires kinda eccentric also? Think about all the rigs that Greg has gone through the years.

 

[Tacoma]

that's what I'm sayin'!! You could easily make the case for that "vampire" really being our Fearless Leader. Hmmm.

 

[JoeT]

pssssst Tacoma.... did you see that? I think the vamp is watching us.......... I'm going to Home Depot for some survey supplies tonight.

 

[BCGPER]

Snag a bundle of wooden stakes too, ya know, just in case...

 

[Tacoma]

Thanks, Brian-- Joe was just going to get that upside-down spray paint. Good thing you reminded him about wooden stakes!