Walmart Greeter

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.

The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?..... Do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!
 
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