What happens when an FJ Cruiser, Hummer H3, and a Nissan Xterra have an orgy?

[Kevin B.]

A love child happens, of course.

http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/the-t...we-need-and-de-1585307889/1585308923/+pgeorge

That cladding is horrid. Which is a shame, because with a 3.2 turbodiesel and solid Dana axles, this looks like it could have potential.