What's your go to, if you run out of toilet paper

[sawtooth4x4]

So say your sitting on the crapper only to realize you are out of TP. And there is no one in the house to assist.

What do you reach for?

I've used newspaper, magazines and just today, Kleenex.

I've used paper towel and rags when I worked in the oil field and there weren't any toilets within 5 miles.

 

[mombobuggy]

That is the reason Rednecks do not have Sleeves on there Shirts.

 

[Cascadia]

I've been on long runs before out in the mountains and haven't been able to find any leaves around. So I used a sock. Pretty nice when my running socks are like $13 a pair.

 

[STAG]

I've used socks and sleeves.

 

[lewis]

Dollar bills. Wash later. Ever smelled one? There is a reason they smell like a$$.

 

[BoostedRNR]

Man, and i complain of having to use paper towels....

 

[zukijames]

Used to be a sock.. Now it's underwear much nicer to ride/hike back free balling vs 1 socking.

just read the post better..

If I am home I just hope in the shower ha

 

[Rot Box]

I resort to toilet paper if the wet wipes run out

 

[rholbrook]

I made my son give up his undershirt once

 

[Marsh99]

I resort to toilet paper if the wet wipes run out

X2

 

[sawtooth4x4]

I used wet wipes one time. but it burned.

 

[muleskinner]

I used wet wipes one time. but it burned.

Try the wipes that are designed to wipe an ass, not the disinfectant household cleaning wipes

Pretty much the same here- sleeves, socks, rags, paper towels etc. If I'm at home there's always TP in the bathroom, I shop at Costco for mine, bulk. Same for the butt wipes.

 

[Kevin B.]

A rabbit.

 

[Cherokeester]

About time an lol thread popped up around here. I can't top the rabbit but a rock worked once when i was a kid.

 

[OldGeezer]

Snow

 

[Skylinerider]

If I am home I just hope in the shower ha

This. Although I've rarely run out in both bathrooms at the same time.

Out in nature I've used everything from pinecones to rocks to weeds.

 

[jackjoh]

The thing used around the world is the finger but do not forget to wash it. Do not use poison ivy.

 

[mesha]

Find a nice finger sized stick and round the end off.

 

[STAG]

Sacrifices were made.

 

[Coreshot]

Lets just say I got back on my train goin commando...