What's your pledge?

JL Rockies

Binders Fulla Expo
Location
Draper
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I have a few pledges as well Hollywood. I pledge to remember what bastard's you've been for the past 8 years. I pledge to see through your newly found sense of civic duty to the drug addled, two faced, spoiled creeps that you really are. I pledge to never see another movie featuring Cameron Diaz.
 

DOSS

Poker of the Hornets Nest
Location
Suncrest
I pledge to never watch another retarded youtube post that doesn't state off the bat that it will either be a waste of my time or not...

can I have my 5 minutes back please?
 

rockreligious

NoEcoNaziAmmo
Location
Ephraim
whole bunch of empty pledges......serving a President with a whole bunch of empty promises.

they are so full of themselves.

I pledge to do whats best for my Family first, and my buisiness and the people I am in contact with. despite the challenges that the new admistration lay forth for me in order to take care of the lazy, hateful and weak, those who champion him. When he does whats truly in our Nations best interest, I will support him.
 

StrobeNGH

no user title
Location
WB
I pledge to lend my beautiful face to a cause to which I will donate the maximum tax deductible amount, and not do anything more unless I receive personal benefit from my actions.
In sum, I pledge to continue being a shallow, self centered, egotistical person who surrounds myself with obsequious psycophants, and is absorbed with my own sense of self worth.

I pledge to continue being a star.
 

pELYgroso

'Merica
Location
LEHI, UT
I pledge to lend my house out to as many of those poor guantanamo bay prisoners as Mr. president would like until they get the fair trial that they so deserve since they are human and all, regardless of the fact that they would probably use the chemicals under my sink to explode themselves into poor little tortured bits in a crowded mall. I pledge to do my part.
 
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