Worst Christmas Gift
- Thread starter RockMonkey
- Start date
gijohn40
too poor to wheel... :(
- Location
- Layton, Utah
damn I was just thinking about what I got for christmas that was a WTF and I can't even think of what I got!!!! damn pain killers! lol
TRNDRVR
IMA BUM
- Location
- North Ogden, UT
Dude, a rolling bowl. That rocks!RockMonkey said:
My rolling bowl never looked that nice.
Now all you have to do is take up pot smoking.
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
I got a Sheri Dew book from my mom. Yours is at least 'interesting'.
RockMonkey
Suddenly Enthusiastic
Googling, hold please...
RockMonkey
Suddenly Enthusiastic
Oh. Yeah, I'll keep my bowl. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheri_L._Dew
[In the same speech Dew suggested a comparison between not having done anything to oppose the rise of Adolf Hitler and not doing anything to oppose the rise of families headed by same-sex partners: “At first it may seem a bit extreme to imply a comparison between the atrocities of Hitler and what is happening in terms of contemporary threats against the family—but maybe not.”]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheri_L._Dew
[In the same speech Dew suggested a comparison between not having done anything to oppose the rise of Adolf Hitler and not doing anything to oppose the rise of families headed by same-sex partners: “At first it may seem a bit extreme to imply a comparison between the atrocities of Hitler and what is happening in terms of contemporary threats against the family—but maybe not.”]
Brett
Meat-Hippy
- Location
- Salt Lake City Utah
Oh. Yeah, I'll keep my bowl.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheri_L._Dew
[In the same speech Dew suggested a comparison between not having done anything to oppose the rise of Adolf Hitler and not doing anything to oppose the rise of families headed by same-sex partners: “At first it may seem a bit extreme to imply a comparison between the atrocities of Hitler and what is happening in terms of contemporary threats against the family—but maybe not.”]
Sounds like another religous lunatic.
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
Sounds like another religous lunatic.
I believe she's the definition of such. I've not read anything of hers though, and I don't plan to.
I got a card from my brother that said a donation was made in my honor (not in my name, cuz he wanted the tax break I'm guessing) to Heifer International, which apparently is a group that gives chickens and other animals to underprivileged people in Africa or wherever. I'd have preferred to get nothing from him rather than a card telling me he gave me nothing.
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
RockMonkey
Suddenly Enthusiastic
LOL! Literally, L'ing O L!!!
TRNDRVR
IMA BUM
- Location
- North Ogden, UT
Send her a vasectomy announcement. :guilty:
Kiel
Formerly WJ ZUK
HAHAHAHA!!!
I'm sure some of you would appreciate that from me.
On yours I can just think of the seinfeld with the "human fund" Money for people -Georges make charityKWight
Active Member
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
They give chickens and other animals to people that don't even eat them and probably end up worshiping them??? With a name like Heifer International, I would have wanted mine cooked medium rare!
Next year make sure you return the kindness he has shown you by sending a card that says you made a donation in his honor to the WJ ZUK Vasectomy Clinic fund
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My mother-in-law always feels it necessary to give the wife and I self-help books or religious pop band CDs and crap (Jericho Road anyone?). Kind of annoying, really. But I shouldn't complain because without her, this Christmas would've been rather small - she spoiled my family rather nicely, with other gifts besides the religious junk.
Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
Shoot your inlaws in the ass with it then. That'll teach 'em.
That'll teach 'em.