Write me a haiku

[I Lean]

As a reminder, a haiku format is three lines; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.

I'll start with a not-very-clever one:

Here I sit at work
Longing for entertainment
Forum deliver!

 

[notajeep]

Inbox overflowing,
Silent pings break the still air—
Reply, repeat, send.

 

[DAA]

I really hate cold
I really really hate cold
I really hate cold

 

[Pile of parts]

Write you a haiku?
Why would I do that for you?
I guess I just did.

 

[Stephen]

I have been trying
To write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do

 

[SoopaHick]

I come here for Jeeps
Instead I find Poetry
Where are all the jeeps?

 

[I Lean]

This is going well
You're more clever than I thought
Keep up the good work!

 

[N-Smooth]

I am a poet
I didn’t even know it
You guys are zesty

 

[Stephen]

There, that's sufficient!
I wrote a haiku for you!
Well, I tried at least

 

[notajeep]

Carl with quiet charm,
Steady hands and steady heart,
Keeps the world intact.

 

[notajeep]

Stephen stands apart,
Odd wisdom in his sly grin—
Mystery unfolds.

 

[Coco]

Carl is very cool
He's building a truck, not done
Maybe done next May

 

[N-Smooth]

Carl is very cool
He's building a truck, not done
Maybe done next May

Carl sold the S10
Bryson must finish it now
Try to keep up, dork

 

[Greg]

Bryson with tools bright,
Crafts a beast for rugged trails,
Wheels churn through the night.

 

[TurboMinivan]

Traffic haiku:

Blink, blink, blink. blink, blink
Blink, blink, blink. blink, blink, blink, blink.
Someday you'll turn left.

 

[jeeper]

Hire you, I must do
Write a poem for my wife
She no likes my words.

 

[Coco]

Traffic haiku:

Blink, blink, blink. blink, blink
Blink, blink, blink. blink, blink, blink, blink.
Someday you'll turn left.

In front of Point S?
Lots of cars stuck behind van
did turn 3 lights late

Carl sold the S10
Bryson must finish it now
Try to keep up, dork

I am out of touch
No rock buggy, no knowledge
Maybe someday soon

 

[Hickey]

N-smooth is zesty
He is also freaking tall
Finish the buggy

 

[N-Smooth]

@Coco should build one
He could start building next year
And still be done first