Zombie Preparedness

[Stephen]

As far as the water theories go, i've thought of a well stocked houseboat.. Maybe connected to a portion of a barge too.. Just for more walking and storage space..

Long term Lake Powell trip...

Powell is a bad idea. Without someone regulating the water level at the dam, eventually it would overflow and fail. OR due to the dams up stream keeping the water in or failing, you would have too low of water creating navigational hazards or eventual flash floods from up river failures. Additionally, narrow canyons make for poor maneuverability with a setup you are describing. Not someplace you would want to be long term.
Great Lakes or the oceans are the only place that idea would really work well.

On a related note, can fish become zombies? Zombie carp is a frightening idea.

 

[Corban_White]

Powell is a bad idea. Without someone regulating the water level at the dam, eventually it would overflow and fail.

Nope. Spillways.

 

[SAMI]

Besides that, you wouldn't exactly have to be in one spot for a decade.. There might be a few major zombie waves to begin with, but as time goes on the disease would become less of a threat.. I'd say a few months being the critical time to isolate yourself from the outside.. Let things cool off, scan the HAM listening to updates..

You make it sound as if you'd be stuck for years and years.. I really don't think that it'd play out that way.

 

[Kiel]

Have we decided if zombies can swim, if so powell isn't that big, and with zombie stamina you'd be effed

 

[SAMI]

No they can't swim. They'd end up just roaming around the bottom.

 

[SAMI]

DIE... again.. ZOMBIES!!!!!!

My favorite play by play of the day it goes down:

1. Wake up, angrily turn off alarm clock.
2. Stumble to bathroom, shower, brush teeth, forget pants (approx 20 mins)
3. Make coffee and an english muffin.
4. Eat breakfast, flip through channels, put on pants (15 mins)
5. Realize no channels are broadcasting anything, be confused
6. Make note to contact cable provider, smoke bowl
7. **** pants as window shatters and a snarling, growling, bloody person bursts through it
8. Scream like a girl as the zombie bounds across the dining room before I can get up from kitchen table (2.1 seconds)
9. Get throat ripped out, gurgle in own blood, Die. (Approx 25 seconds)

This is just a basic outline though, Steps 2 and 4 may differe depending on the amount of booze consumed the night before.

 

[Amy]

I'm just assuming I can turn God Mode on when this all goes down. I would feel better about my odds.

 

[SAMI]

What's this God Mode you speak of?

 

[Stephen]

What's this God Mode you speak of?

Oh dear... did you never play video games as a child?

 

[SAMI]

Oh dear... did you never play video games as a child?

That explains why you've always been so pale..

 

[Grim]

this thread is awesome !

 

[redXJ]

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[mesha]

I would put on my lab coat and pocket protector.