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69% Social drinker. :guilty:

Geez Wayne, you really don't believe that do you? Merry Christmas. Signed, Liberal, Democrat voting, Atheist. :) :) :) :) :) PS In my house, ***** is NOT the reason for the season. But Merry Christmas to all just the same.

That's just WRONG!!! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

Is that what that is? My wife use to have this shirt. All this time I thought that after I met my wife and soiled her reputation she was telling her dad how much she liked doing the deed with me. Huh! :D

I was talking about this pic. :wtf: :D

That's scary. That's a pic of me. :D

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Dufus....I sent that to you!

Where'd you post your resume?

There come's a point, when you know it's time to stop drinking....??? I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We...

I'm confused! :ugh:

Okay. A person who legitimately fears for their life at the hands of an overzealous officer of the law cannot properly defend themselves because said officer hides behind his badge and department. I’m curious if an officer of the law has ever been killed while on duty by means of self...

Some cops are alive today simply because it's against the law to kill them. FAWKIN' POS!

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I probably kill 500+ hundred seagulls a year. Kind of cool hitting them at 80 mph. :ugh: They're like water balloons with feathers. :D

Sorry guys, I only cut and paste these things. I DON'T write them. ;) INSTALLING HUSBAND 2007 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in the flower and jewelry...

This guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well you pay $10 and if you...

I wonder if it's the same one I saw just two Sundays ago when I was climbing up Soldier Summit? Right off HWY 6 and the train tracks. Also, saw a mountain in Ruby Canyon late last summer, and one between Cresent Junction and Green river about two months ago. *note* All seen on the railroad...