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Not yet!!! Okay, okay. I'm done. Back on topic.......:D

You guys get all the good emails. The only ones I get imply that my 'family jewels' are inadequate, and they have the cure for my embarrassing problem. :eek2: I wonder how'd they know something like that? :confused:

:ugh: I'm out!!! :p Never did like girls named Sally. ;)

If I got really drunk, made an ass out of myself, and hit on your wife, would you be mad? :confused:

So I bought the Tahoe. Thank you very much for the info, I hope it works out for me. It's a nice rig! Dan.

Should I be affraid to consider a Chev Tahoe with a 115,000 showing on the odometer? I'm looking at a 2001 Tahoe with high miles. This thing is immaculate inside and out and the CarFax comes back spotless. Are these V8s know for being pieces of crap, or is there a lot of life left in this...

I say he does another 'Badcop Flop' on the 'Badcop Drop'.......again. :D

How long ago?

Second time I've heard that name mentioned. My number is 801-389-4398 01 - 02 Tahoe/Yukon My problem is I'm slightly upside down in my minivan. I need that dealt with to a point where I don't get raped too much trading it in.

I know "Reputable Car Dealer/Car Salesman" is an oxymoron, but does anybody have any recomendations?

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't...

Watch out for the new scam which is happening at the " Lakeside Mall " . Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car; One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she...

June 23rd, 0118 hrs., 8 Lbs., 15oz., 21" long.......Girl. :eek2: Damn!!! Wrong contest. :rolleyes:

Meth!!!

Casey Jones Grateful Dead. :D

Nope......Sheep are my friends. ;) Besides, I work for Amtrak, not BNSF.