A new low in childrens toys.

[britney]

This is straight from the ad...

Barbie Doll & Tanner Dog
This very special Barbie doll is accompanied by her pet dog Tanner. Tanner is soft and fuzzy, and his mouth, ears, head and tail move — just like a real dog. Tanner comes with a dog bone and chew toys, and you can open his mouth to "feed" him dog biscuits. When Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie doll cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can.

* Tanner dog has movable mouth, ears, head and tail
* Comes with doggie biscuits and a pooper scooper

 

[Tacoma]

WTF?

meh... not any worse than those baby dolls from like 15yrs ago that peed.

 

[britney]

So basically the dog eats the treat(poop) then lifts it's tail and poops it out.
I just saw the commercial and had to share.
What is the world coming to when a pooping dog is childrens entertainment??

So I called to tell my mom about the funny new toy and we were discussing what's next.
I decided there should be a drunk Barbie with wobbly legs that pukes at the push of a button.
She suggested PMS Barbie with a spining head.

What do you guys think would be great for the new Reality line of Barbies?

 

[Tacoma]

I'd buy the PMS Barbie and hold it in front of me to protect me from my wife, like a crucifix.

I think Goth Barbie would be a big hit.

 

[Coreshot]

What is the world coming to when a pooping dog is childrens entertainment??

They are just trying to bring 3rd world entertainment to the good ol' USA...

 

[britney]

I'd buy the PMS Barbie and hold it in front of me to protect me from my wife, like a crucifix.

I think Goth Barbie would be a big hit.

Goth Barbie would be fun.
She could have multiple piercing holes in various places(use your imagination )
and the kids could change her jewelry and paint her eyes and lips black.
That sounds fun.

 

[Herzog]

What about Emo Barbie? Complete with tears and razor blades...

 

[Meat_]

But, how could you pierce something that isn't there?

 

[Tacoma]

you'd have to put it there.

 

[StrobeNGH]

I'm waiting for the day of "dyke" barbie, or "butch" barbie . . .

And you KNOW that day is coming.

Maybe a "global warming" barbie.

 

[britney]

I'm waiting for the day of "dyke" barbie, or "butch" barbie . .

They already did... it was called Rosie

 

[Spork]

They already did... it was called Rosie

 

[Jarrod74]

To go along with your drunk barbbie comment i saw them making fun of barbie and they had a white trash barbie think of all the items you could buy with her a tralier a fat ken with a beer that would hit her and then say he loves her in a slurred voice

 

[DevinB]

To go along with your drunk barbbie comment i saw them making fun of barbie and they had a white trash barbie think of all the items you could buy with her a tralier a fat ken with a beer that would hit her and then say he loves her in a slurred voice

They'd have a mobile home... you know, the 'Dream Trailer.' The Corvette's up on blocks in the front yard.

Cops would show up cuz Ken started some stuff. They'd come out with little Ken Cuffs... They'd take him away, and Barbie would scream out, "Don't take him, I love him!"


Yeah, I'd buy stuff like that.

 

[StrobeNGH]

They already did... it was called Rosie

Ya know . . . I really could have gone on with my life thinking that "dyke barbie" had yet to be created.

The only thing missing from that doll, however, are the security guards with MP-5's

 

[cruiseroutfit]

HAHAHAHA...

My little sister in law got that for Christmas from her mother... we were all morbidly fascinated with it

 

[Kiel]

This is a valuable lesson for our young girls how can you make fun of it? It teaches them a valuable skill that I don't want to do:greg:

 

[GOAT]

This is another reason I do not have nor do I want children.

 

[BlackDog]

This is another reason I do not have nor do I want(step) children.

If I could turn back time............