Magerdgr
Have gun, will travel
- Location
- My secret underground lair
When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and
yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next; he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 67 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden whined through blood and broken teeth and said,
"This is not what you promised me."
*The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next; he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 67 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden whined through blood and broken teeth and said,
"This is not what you promised me."
*The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
