Thursty
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked in front of the bank on the street.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 with interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzeled. While you were away, we checked your records and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzels us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 when you obviously don't need it?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it be there when I return?"
The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked in front of the bank on the street.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 with interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzeled. While you were away, we checked your records and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzels us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 when you obviously don't need it?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it be there when I return?"
Funnay!!
