Brains v2.0

[Cody]

You are standing on a sheet of ice and it is zero friction. You are 100 yards from the end of the ice in every direction. You do not have an airplane's turbine strapped to your ass--just normal wintery stuff (cause it's cold).

How do you get off the ice sheet.



(this one is probably equally as obvious as the ariplane one)

 

[Meat_]

I want a Squishy

 

[Shawn]

Fart and blow yer ass off the ice... :sick:

 

[Brett]

Fart and blow yer ass off the ice... :sick:

That's basically what I was thinking, except I wasn't using ass gas as propulsion.

 

[Cody]

I guess that would probably work too. I learned a different method.

 

[timpanogos]

take coat off, make a sail

 

[offroaddave]

Just Exhale once and with zero friction you'll eventually slide off.
Or fall down, and still slide off.





What do i win Besides a sore ass?

 

[Brett]

What do i win Besides a sore ass?

Absolutely nothing! :greg:

 

[Cody]

if you got something for every time you had a sore ass, brett would be a millinoaire by now.

 

[Brett]

if you got something for every time you had a sore ass, brett would be a millinoaire by now.

Spelling > you

 

[cruiseroutfit]

Call your lawyer and patent "zero friction ice", they will fly an army of helicopters to rescue your genius ass...

 

[Kiel]

Jump in the air and break through the ice then run underwater to the shore:greg:

 

[notajeep]

Wait till it melts, then drink all the water and walk to shore.

 

[Cody]

Call your lawyer and patent "zero friction ice", they will fly an army of helicopters to rescue your genius ass...

we all know it's a hypothetical---you're the only one that thought I was serious

 

[Cherokeester]

Drop pants, point item in the opposite direction you want to go and let er rip.

 

[Milner]

we all know it's a hypothetical---you're the only one that thought I was serious

He is becoming more and more an engineer everday....buzzkiller

 

[mbryson]

I guess that would probably work too. I learned a different method.

I'd walk

 

[Cody]

I'd walk

zero friction (hypothetical kurt )

blowing would work, so would farting I guess. I was told to take off a piece of clothing and throw it

 

[Seth]

Zero friction does not mean zero freezing. Use your tongue "I triple dog dare ya!

 

[bobmed]

call 911 and wait for search and rescue