Carl.....

[UNSTUCK]

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=34523038&nid=968&fm=home_page&s_cid=toppick1

Mine came off two weeks ago. Then my wife remembered how ugly I am and asked me to grow it back. I'll tell her she's kissing a toilet now.

 

[N-Smooth]

That article sucks. I read it earlier today and it just made me mad. It should be renamed "If you don't keep things clean, they get dirty"

 

[Tonkaman]

I wonder why anyone wouldn't think to wash their beard. Effin dummies

 

[sawtooth4x4]

BUNCH OF B.S. My wife posted that on my Facebook account. I then told her it was B.S. and that she was kissing my poopy beard. I shampoo and condition it everyday. Its quiet clean.

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/...men-to-get-flush-faced-about-faeces-in-beards

 

[jeeper]

I read this in a few different places today.. one went into a little more explanation and said it's fecal matter that is being tested, and that basically everything has that amount of fecal matter on it. Basically everything around us is covered in it.

 

[sawtooth4x4]

so we are all covered in shite? well, then that's great.....

 

[Kevin B.]

so we are all covered in shite? well, then that's great.....

Not the King

/obligatory Monty Python reference

 

[Kevin B.]

Mine came off two weeks ago. Then my wife remembered how ugly I am and asked me to grow it back.

Mine came off about a year ago. I was repulsed by the sight of my own chin. I'll probably never shave clean again.

 

[Herzog]

I'm guessing that 'viral' article was probably written by schick.

 

[I Lean]

I wash mine, not worried. It's not covered with any more poop than the rest of me or my house.

 

[mesha]

Remember that time that people were worried about beards having poop in them. Don't they realize grizzly bears have poop on them. Same thing basically. In fact, the other day a wrestled a grizzly bear for 1/2 hour. Then realized it was just my beard.

It is an outright attack on beards. I am sick of anti-bearditism. I am rioting.

Another idea is the article was written by a real MAN with a beard. I am talking a lumberjack, or superhero, or minotaur. Written to scare away hipsters. All those where's Waldo, skinny jeans, puffy beanie wearers will be shaving their beards to escape a little turd.

I need a fake dog poop so I can put it in my beard and go to a hipster gathering.

 

[TurboMinivan]

I need a fake dog poop so I can put it in my beard and go to a hipster gathering.

I would so support you in this. Be sure to film it and share it here... and everywhere.

 

[sawtooth4x4]

I have cat poop. i'm sure it'll work the same. Its free, just come dig it out of the box.

 

[DAA]

I don't know about poop, but I often see enough food in my buddy's beard that I wonder if he's trying to go prepper...

- DAA

 

[sawtooth4x4]

Food left in the beard is simply a snack for later. its called food storage.