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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I
grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...
I
just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I
grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...
I
just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
