Conspiracy theory # 37: Chemtrails

No, I'm referring to the clouds that are now in the sky that weren't here before the jets made them. There wasn't a cloud in the sky at 8am, now the valley is covered in a series of cris-cross "clouds "
 
chem trails come out of my mouth every time there is a chill in the air. fear me.
 
I don't think that all contrails are chemtrails. I understand what a contrail is. I think there are contrails out there, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were more than just water vapor.
 
I think you're probably right. My guess is that umbrellas.com is seeding the cloud system in an attempt to control weather patterns, manufacture scientific data supporting global warming ahead of the release of their super-duper-shade-provider, and thusly creating an artificially inflated demand for their products. Oh yea, and umbrellas.com is actually owned by the Democrats, and they will take their soon-to-be unrivaled wealth to take control of all three branches of government so they can more easily pass legislation allowing only aluminum tolerant seeds to be planted in native soil.

It's really obvious if you think about it.
 
Cody said:
I think you're probably right. My guess is that umbrellas.com is seeding the cloud system in an attempt to control weather patterns, manufacture scientific data supporting global warming ahead of the release of their super-duper-shade-provider, and thusly creating an artificially inflated demand for their products. Oh yea, and umbrellas.com is actually owned by the Democrats, and they will take their soon-to-be unrivaled wealth to take control of all three branches of government so they can more easily pass legislation allowing only aluminum tolerant seeds to be planted in native soil.

It's really obvious if you think about it.
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Finally, somebody who understands. :D
 
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Cody said:
I think you're probably right. My guess is that umbrellas.com is seeding the cloud system in an attempt to control weather patterns, manufacture scientific data supporting global warming ahead of the release of their super-duper-shade-provider, and thusly creating an artificially inflated demand for their products. Oh yea, and umbrellas.com is actually owned by the Democrats, and they will take their soon-to-be unrivaled wealth to take control of all three branches of government so they can more easily pass legislation allowing only aluminum tolerant seeds to be planted in native soil.

It's really obvious if you think about it.
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This is dis-info. You must be a shill for raincoats.com
 
I actually had a picture for the longest time of chemtrails that made a start in the sky, I think I might have deleted it, but I will do some digging and see what I can come up with. Thought it was pretty crazy myself.
 
kmboren said:
Then why don't all the planes put them out. It is random at best.
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Have to high enough I always thought

sixstringsteve said:
I've never seen ice crystals stretch across the entire sky for hours after the jets are gone, in a grid pattern. I wish I had my good camera. It's a complete grid over American Fork/Lindon.

I don't think they're doing it to brainwash us; a chemical by itself can't brainwash you (though certain chemicals, like the flouride in our water, do make people more submissive). I think they're doing it to poison the soil so the only crops that will grow are GMOs engineered to withstand aluminum and barrium levels (monsanto anyone?) And guess what, once there's enough aluminum in the soil, those will be the only seeds that'll grow. And if you have a patent on aluminum-resistant seeds, you own the monopoly on the world's food. Sounds pretty lucrative to me.
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Interesting

richpblaze said:
I always thought they were called contrails http://contrailscience.com/ Always been a conspiracy theory behind this.
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Cody said:
I think you're probably right. My guess is that umbrellas.com is seeding the cloud system in an attempt to control weather patterns, manufacture scientific data supporting global warming ahead of the release of their super-duper-shade-provider, and thusly creating an artificially inflated demand for their products. Oh yea, and umbrellas.com is actually owned by the Democrats, and they will take their soon-to-be unrivaled wealth to take control of all three branches of government so they can more easily pass legislation allowing only aluminum tolerant seeds to be planted in native soil.

It's really obvious if you think about it.
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Again, interesting...
 
Cherokeester said:
It is well below zero at 35,000 ish feet no matter what the temp is on the ground. General rule is 5 degrees lower for every one thousand feet gained, to a certain point. Oh, and nevermind that whatever is put in the jet fuel is going to be burned up when it is ignited to 600 degrees.
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This^^

And, 600 degrees is a mild temperature. Our GE engines produce 900*c when at power of the day...that is over 1600*F. The CO, sulfuric gas and heavy metals ejected from these Turbo Fans is worse than anything the .GOV could convince the FAA, Aircraft manufactuers and Powerplant developers to sign off on...yet I still keep some tin foil around!
 
Hahaha. This is hilarious.

This thread is the misinformation champion.

I love conspiricy theories.
 
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