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unltd1

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I tell you what...I thank GOD ALMIGHTY sometimes that I'm a girl.

Yes yes yes yes yes women are the worse of the two sexes when it comes to driving. I like to think I'm a good driver. I've never been in an accident. But if an accident one day does occur, it's probably 50/50 that it'll be my fault.

But MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one great thing is that if I ever do drive like a moron once in a while, nobody seems to even mind. They see that I'm a girl and they react anywhere from rolling of the eyes to the few times I had to read people's lips to know they were saying "what the f%(k is wrong with you!!!!", but then that's it. Like I'm suddenly just forgiven and everyone goes on their way. Nobody ever gets out of the car and wants to bash my head in. They just assume I always drive like that. Then and only then do I ever act like a dumb girl. I shrug my shoulders and smile like I don't have a thought in my head, and say "Soooorrrryyyyy!!!!", and I'm out of it.

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa! You know it too. There's NO excuse for a crappy male driver. He's out of the man club!!!!! You want to KILL that guy. Some of you actually get out of your cars and hit other men who are driving badly. It's amazing.
 
offroaddave

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unltd1 said:
I tell you what...I thank GOD ALMIGHTY sometimes that I'm a girl.

Yes yes yes yes yes women are the worse of the two sexes when it comes to driving. I like to think I'm a good driver. I've never been in an accident. But if an accident one day does occur, it's probably 50/50 that it'll be my fault.

But MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one great thing is that if I ever do drive like a moron once in a while, nobody seems to even mind. They see that I'm a girl and they react anywhere from rolling of the eyes to the few times I had to read people's lips to know they were saying "what the f%(k is wrong with you!!!!", but then that's it. Like I'm suddenly just forgiven and everyone goes on their way. Nobody ever gets out of the car and wants to bash my head in. They just assume I always drive like that. Then and only then do I ever act like a dumb girl. I shrug my shoulders and smile like I don't have a thought in my head, and say "Soooorrrryyyyy!!!!", and I'm out of it.

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa! You know it too. There's NO excuse for a crappy male driver. He's out of the man club!!!!! You want to KILL that guy. Some of you actually get out of your cars and hit other men who are driving badly. It's amazing.
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That's awesome.
 
crimsonride

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huh?
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unltd1 said:
I tell you what...I thank GOD ALMIGHTY sometimes that I'm a girl.

Yes yes yes yes yes women are the worse of the two sexes when it comes to driving. I like to think I'm a good driver. I've never been in an accident. But if an accident one day does occur, it's probably 50/50 that it'll be my fault.

But MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The one great thing is that if I ever do drive like a moron once in a while, nobody seems to even mind. They see that I'm a girl and they react anywhere from rolling of the eyes to the few times I had to read people's lips to know they were saying "what the f%(k is wrong with you!!!!", but then that's it. Like I'm suddenly just forgiven and everyone goes on their way. Nobody ever gets out of the car and wants to bash my head in. They just assume I always drive like that. Then and only then do I ever act like a dumb girl. I shrug my shoulders and smile like I don't have a thought in my head, and say "Soooorrrryyyyy!!!!", and I'm out of it.

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa! You know it too. There's NO excuse for a crappy male driver. He's out of the man club!!!!! You want to KILL that guy. Some of you actually get out of your cars and hit other men who are driving badly. It's amazing.
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Ha ha, that's funny.:rofl:
 
1\4elliptic toy

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Being as that I have rode a motorcycle my whole life, I can say that riding in traffic is never safe. I have had alot of close calls. I carry a 3/4 inch nut on my bike just for people not paying attention, I have put several nice dents in cars over the years, It is a visual reminder to the a-hole that about killed me to be a bit more careful. Here is a little tip I learned years ago from a good friend of mine, When traveling through an intersection and there is a car waiting to turn left (probably in front of you) keep your eyes on the front driver tire as you are approching, It will always move before the car does, This might be enough of a visual warning to save you. I can think of twice when it was enough that I could already be changing lanes to get away from someone not paying attention....I always ride with my high beams on as well.
 
Greg

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Grand Junction, CO
When I'm riding, I always try to watch the drivers around me. You can usually see someone glance the direction they're going to go, right before they do so. Watching the peoples heads around me has saved me a few times from idiots that weren't watching out for me.
 
GOAT

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ID Bronco said:
Idaho is one of the top ten largest cities?
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I figured large congested cities like baltimore, hell-A or houston where they're beating the sh*t out of one another on the side of the highway would have the worst drivers. Wrong! Here they reside in all their glory.



SLC is small enough. I don't count anything north of Utah as a state. More like open expanses.


:greg:
 
GOAT

GOAT

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Roanoke, VA
Wait, I forgot about mexico, the worst by far. ESPECIALLY the trucks. F*cking road warrior looking rigs doing 90 on recaps. Narrow blacktop roads littered with crosses from dead MOFOs.

168 people dead of swine flu in mexico! Hah, that's an afternoon drive home.
 
mesha

mesha

By endurance we conquer
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A.F.
WOMEN DRIVERS ARE THE WORST.







just ask any man.

I'm all for being the tough guy and hitting peoples cars with stuff because they make a mistake. showing them to watch out for you with a long lasting reminder of you and your bike. However, just remember the laws of physics. They don't change because your truck has a bumper sticker that says see motorcycles. If that person gets mad at you they have a much bigger pile of metal to hit you with. I saw a guy on a bike get cut off. He drove up and kicked the door of the car at freeway speeds to show the driver. the driver bumpied into the bike and good night.
I really like the magnet idea though.
 
Greg

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mesha said:
... However, just remember the laws of physics. They don't change because your truck has a bumper sticker that says see motorcycles. If that person gets mad at you they have a much bigger pile of metal to hit you with. I saw a guy on a bike get cut off. He drove up and kicked the door of the car at freeway speeds to show the driver. the driver bumpied into the bike and good night.
I really like the magnet idea though.
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That's why the mirror kick is preferred... you wait till the right time, then get on the throttle from behind them and come up along side and take the mirror off with your reinforced riding boot and get out of there. I've never done it myself, but have been tempted. :D
 
1\4elliptic toy

1\4elliptic toy

shenanigans!
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The Dark Side
mesha said:
I'm all for being the tough guy and hitting peoples cars with stuff because they make a mistake. showing them to watch out for you with a long lasting reminder of you and your bike. However, just remember the laws of physics. They don't change because your truck has a bumper sticker that says see motorcycles. If that person gets mad at you they have a much bigger pile of metal to hit you with. I saw a guy on a bike get cut off. He drove up and kicked the door of the car at freeway speeds to show the driver. the driver bumpied into the bike and good night.
I really like the magnet idea though.
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I agree, Its up to the person on the bike to make that decision, I also know there is no way in hell a vehicle could catch up to me....Kinda like Greg said Kick and throttle :D I like the nut because I can do it from 15-20 feet away as I'm speeding past flipping them off. Keep in mind I also only do that in extreme cases, when I was just about killed by someone being reckless not just for someone cutting me off in traffic.
 
Jay5.9L

Jay5.9L

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Riverton
Just to add more fuel to the fire. On the way to lunch today I was along side a woman driving a silver civic texting on her back berry. I was really tempted to lay on the horn but thought it was better to just get the hell away from her as fast as possible.


And in case you were wondering the lunch special at Su Casa was tasty :)
 
Lka1988

Lka1988

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Cedar Hills, UT
I was on my way home from work the other day, driving my giant red Land Cruiser. You'd have to be blind to not see it.

On a local 35MPH road, the 4Runner in front of me pulls off to the side and flips a U-turn right in front of me, without even stopping! I hit the horn and brakes HARD. Guess who was behind the wheel? You guessed it. Younger lady yapping away on her cell phone. I could see her mouthing "Sorry" with the phone still on her face....didn't even bother to slow down. :mad:

Good thing I bled the brakes a few weeks ago, otherwise that poor girl wouldn't have a 4Runner anymore.

Retard.
 
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1995zj

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Herriman, UT
Lka1988 said:
I was on my way home from work the other day, driving my giant red Land Cruiser. You'd have to be blind to not see it.

On a local 35MPH road, the 4Runner in front of me pulls off to the side and flips a U-turn right in front of me, without even stopping! I hit the horn and brakes HARD. Guess who was behind the wheel? You guessed it. Younger lady yapping away on her cell phone. I could see her mouthing "Sorry" with the phone still on her face....didn't even bother to slow down. :mad:

Good thing I bled the brakes a few weeks ago, otherwise that poor girl wouldn't have a 4Runner anymore.

Retard.
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The first and only accident I have been in happened this same way, only I was driving past Alta High School (believe it was during their lunch) and a girl in a Tacoma flipped a U-turn....luckily I was in my old XJ fully caged and didn't do anything to my Jeep except scuffed the paint on the cage a bit ha. Needless to say the bed of her Tacoma wasn't very pretty looking anymore. :rolleyes:
 
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