Explaining my love life?

[Kevin B.]

A coworker left hsi Facebook up on his monitor, and one of the glurgy bits was a post that said "EXPLAINING YOUR LOVE LIFE: pick up the nearest book and turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life".

Well, ok. Let's see, nearest book, there it is. Page 45. Um... "NORTHERN REGION TRAIL #6: Old EPHRAIM TRAIL. Starting point: Northern #1 Hardware Ranch Road".

If that explains my love life, I'm in worse trouble than I thought.

 

[Kiel]

Your love life is like a dead grizzly bear. Haha

 

[Spork]

Your love life is like a dead grizzly bear. Haha

I was going to go more into the terrorizing sheep direction but that works too...

 

[benjy]

I shouldn't have played this game, especially knowing the Old Testament was the closest book around :sick:

Surely the Loard hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

 

[Chevycrew]

The following parameters will be adjustable with the HVAC status display.

 

[jeeper]

"Near the end of your experience as a teacher, talk with you parents or priesthood leader about your experience"




awkward...

 

[skiboarder]

Use a jig saw to cut away the waste from the front of your shelf. Not sure what that means.

 

[blznnp]

benjy and jeeper, not good to do it with scriptures and duty to god.

"fun fact: stegosaurus fossils were discovered in colorado"

 

[sixstringsteve]

The participants should be introduced to each other.

That's probably a good first step for someone's love life.

 

[blznnp]

The participants should be introduced to each other.

That's probably a good first step for someone's love life.

Always a good way to start out

 

[DAA]

Page 45 is a map without any text. I've already been everywhere shown on that map...

- DAA

 

[UNSTUCK]

First sentence (item) in my White Cap catalog, the closest book to me: (no joke, by the way)

"Glide Trio Reusable Earplugs with cord: Just Push & Twist to Find Your Fit!"

 

[blznnp]

My wife opened a magazine in the van.....


I dont know what to use, the name or phrase but I like the direction of it.

 

[TRD270]

First sentence (item) in my White Cap catalog, the closest book to me: (no joke, by the way)

"Glide Trio Reusable Earplugs with cord: Just Push & Twist to Find Your Fit!"

Hmm.....

You know what you want and you work hard to come out on top.

 

[Seven]

"when I don't have a personal entry, their are other tactics I fall back on." Swim with the sharks without being eaten alive

 

[UNSTUCK]

Yeah, that one was funny on more then one level.

After 11 years of marriage, I need earplugs now and then. And for that last part, well, crib notes always help.

 

[sawtooth4x4]

"Ouch! Fred, no-go back, go back, there's been some kind of mistake-tell George not to-OUCH! George, no, there's no room, go back quickly and tell Ron-"
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

 

[RogueJeepr]

"Its a fact; The English Bulldog was originally developed to be a fighter not a lover. "

Had to go to page 44. All page 45 had was a pic of a few cute puppies with fangs .

 

[mombobuggy]

Navajo sandstone: White sandstone of desert dune origin but with occasional
tints of red yellow brown or other colors . Canyon country geology.

 

[TJDukit]

From Shibumi by Trevanian

"Frozen, then melted."

By the way probably my favorite book I've ever read and probably the only one I've read more than twice.