Finally

[Amy]

A question that I have wanted an answer to for a LONG TIME!!!

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

Because their balls fall over their buttholes and they get vapor lock!

 

[scoutabout]

That's pretty funny.

 

[JoeT]

Reported to Moderator.

 

[Amy]

uh...

 

[BCGPER]

Butt, wouldn't he be the snorer????

 

[Cody]

hahaha. nice.

This girl I know snores like a lumberjack. I wonder WTF her problem is then.

 

[Bart]

Better check again.

 

[Milner]

hahaha. nice.

This girl I know snores like a lumberjack. I wonder WTF her problem is then.

Hey your'e single, your not supposed to be sleeping with girls....this is Utah!!

 

[Milner]

Better check again.

 

[Devel]

That explains alot

 

[4554x4]

confused

So, why does my wife snore while on her back?

 

[Amy]

So, why does my wife snore while on her back?

You must have big b***s......

 

[notajeep]

Along the same lines........





Wonder Why women never fart??









They never keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure.

 

[hambone]

Along the same lines........

Wonder Why women never fart??

They never keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure.

i was just gonna post that

 

[waynehartwig]

 

[britney]

I love laughing that hard!! Thanks Amy

 

[4554x4]

You must have big b***s......

WELL, YES I DO.... JUST LIKE BOB FROM THE ENZYTE COMMERCIALS

 

[Cody]

Hey your'e single, your not supposed to be sleeping with girls....this is Utah!!

I'm not sleeping with her in the good sense, rather her dumb drunk ass always seems to think my house is a good place to crash when she's too drunk to drive.

It's really irritating to be honest.

I tried to ask your better half's cousin to lunch, she ignorned me. I'm a wreck over it

 

[Milner]

I'm not sleeping with her in the good sense, rather her dumb drunk ass always seems to think my house is a good place to crash when she's too drunk to drive.

It's really irritating to be honest.

I tried to ask your better half's cousin to lunch, she ignorned me. I'm a wreck over it

She is the least crazy and cutest of the cousins, but....

 

[Cody]

she must be effin nuts to not want to go to lunch with me