I will add some!!!!!
It's probably been posted before?
Here's Bushes Resume...
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RESUME
> >
> > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving
> > under the influence of alcohol.
> >
> > I entered a plea of guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
> > license suspended for 30 days.
> >
> > My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
> >
> > MILITARY:
> > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
> > I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about
> > My drug use.
> >
> > By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
> > combat duty in Vietnam.
> >
> > COLLEGE:
> > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
> > I was a cheerleader.
> >
> > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
> > I began my career in the o il business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
> >
> > I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
> > The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
> >
> > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
> > deal that took land using taxpayer money.
> >
> > With the help of my father and our rightwing friends in the
> > oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
> > governor of Texas.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
> > companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
> >
> > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
> > smog ridden city in America.
> >
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
> > billions in borrowed money.
> >
> > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
> > American history.
> >
> > With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
> > father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President
> > after losing by over 500,000 votes.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office
> > with a criminal record.
> >
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
> > over one billion dollars per week.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
> > Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in
> > U.S. history.
> >
> > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed
> > in any 12 month period.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
> > period.
> >< BR>> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
> > history of the U.S. stock market.
> >
> > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
> > their jobs and that trend continues every month.
> >
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of
> > any administration in U.S. history.
> > My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
> > tanker named after her.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a
> > U.S. President.
> >
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving
> > the most corporate campaign donations.
> >
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
> > friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
> > bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
> >
> > My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
> > attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme
> > Court during my election decision.
> >
> > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> > investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> > investigating one of the biggest corporate rip offs in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
> > refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
> > was revealed.
> >
> > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
> > awarded government contracts.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than
> > any President in U.S. history.
> >
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
> > bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
> >
> > I've broken more international treaties than any President
> > in U.S. history.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
> > Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
> > detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
> > Convention.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
> > election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> >
> > I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of
> > any President since the advent of television.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
> > one year period.
> >
> > After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over
> > the worst security failure in U.S. history.
> >
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World
> > Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.
> > the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of
> > diplomacy in world history. I have set the all time record for
> > most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> > venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest
> > against any person in the history of mankind.
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> > preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
> > I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> > citizens, and the world community.
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support
> > a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in
> > war time. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons
> > for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to have a majority of
> > Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
> > world peace and security.
> >
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> >
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama bin Laden
> > and Saddam Hussein to justice.
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
> > father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading
> > and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
> > for public view.
> >
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice
> > President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
> > in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
> >
> >
> > IF YOU HAVEN'T VOTED IN THE PAST, GUESS WHAT-
> > NOW IS THE TIME TO START! ---------