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Home Depot Parking (A story of an idiot)

Stephen

Stephen

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Ok, so I was down at Home Depot this morning for a job interview. I get there and the lot was packed, so I went around looking for a spot. About halfway down one of the aisles is a newer Mercedes S550 double parked. I'm in a hurry so I judge that I can fit, so I pull in. No problem, I'm no closer to him than if we'd been in a mall parking garage, so I hop out and go to my interview.
Then I'm coming out of my interview heading back towards my car and what do I see? SOME JACKA$$ SPITTING ON MY WINDOW!:mad2: He see's me walking to my car and he starts swearing at me and and calling me a d!ck so I calmly point out that I'm within my lines and perhaps he should learn to park. This promts more swearing from him:rolleyes:. I go to move the cart that he has positioned behind my car and as he is getting into his he flips me off and calls me a b!tch. So in a juvenille moment I spit on his car.
Now he's really pissed and he jumps out of his car, runs over to me and pushes me then procededs to call me on. Now mind you, this guy has to be in his mid 40's and he's over there slapping his chest like some sort of thug. I couldn't help but laugh at him! I said, "What the hell are you? In high school?"
This once again prompted violence and he proceded to go and push me again, I just brushed him off and laughed. He walked back to his car swearing at me and I just couldn't stop laughing as I got in my car and drove away.
Why are people so damn stupid? Why is it that people with expensive cars think that they are entitled to special treatment (ie two parking spots)? I'm just glad I didn't actually have to get into a fight over this because a) I was wearing a nice pair of slacks and b) It probably would have hurt my chances at getting hired because I'm sure that some employee would have seen it! :D
 
Tacoma

Tacoma

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far enough away
Slacks???

Good thing you DIDN"T get into a fight. ;)

Kidding aside, you shouldn't have spit on his car, but I agree with the sentiment. My favoritest thing in the whole wide world! is to have to park my huge truck next to two-spacers, preferably backing in so the dually fenders are really close.
 
spencurai

spencurai

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You should have called the cops...if the guys was having a bad day...he assaulted you and needed to go to jail to cool off.
 
Stephen

Stephen

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Tacoma said:
Slacks???

Good thing you DIDN"T get into a fight. ;)

Kidding aside, you shouldn't have spit on his car, but I agree with the sentiment. My favoritest thing in the whole wide world! is to have to park my huge truck next to two-spacers, preferably backing in so the dually fenders are really close.
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I totally agree, I shouldn't have. But he spit on mine, and instead of just getting in his car and just driving off he had to flip me off and swear at me, so I thought, 'Eye for an eye'. Whatever though. He probably drove home to his trophy wife, hot tub, bottle of Champaign and spun some story of how he beat me down and that I was crying or something.:rolleyes:
 
Stephen

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spencurai said:
You should have called the cops...if the guys was having a bad day...he assaulted you and needed to go to jail to cool off.
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I thought about that. I should have called them after he drove off and given them his plate numbers to the police could have stopped by his house for a visit, but I forgot to look at them.
 
nvrstuk

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Bountiful, utah
Hey SRN... that was my dad you parked next to! Dont you know not to park your heap anywere near an expensive automobile? . . . . . . Ha! just kidding! I dont know the freak. I hate losers who think they are Gods gift to the world because they drive a fancy car. If they're so worried about a dent or scratch in the parking lot, then instead of taking up two spots, they should leave it home and take TRAX! YAY! :rofl:
 
Stephen

Stephen

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nvrstuk said:
Hey SRN... that was my dad you parked next to! Dont you know not to park your heap anywere near an expensive automobile?
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Yeah? Well tell your 'Dad' that... that... damn I'm drawing a blank:p
I do wonder what he would have done had I been driving the Samurai instead of the Jetta though. Maybe he would have just run away because of the rust and leaking oil. Or perhaps he would have felt bad for me. Or maybe he wouldn't have noticed because it's so small!:D
 
I Lean

I Lean

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It was a hate crime. He saw the Jetta, and naturally assumed you "play for the other team". Understandable mistake.
 
driller

driller

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So. Jordan
Truth is, his credit card is over the limit so he couldn't buy what he wanted. The bank is going to repo his car next week, and rent-a-center already took the furniture. The trophy wife already left with the gardener and his order for Smiling Bob got eaten by the dog.
 
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