Home Depot Parking (A story of an idiot)

GOAT

Back from the beyond
Location
Roanoke, VA
runs over to me and pushes me then procededs to call me on. Now mind you, this guy has to be in his mid 40's and he's over there slapping his chest like some sort of thug. D

I run into these guys from time to time. The best is when they drive off and you catch a glimpse of the ***** fish on the back....priceless :rofl:
 

92XJeeper

Member
Location
Ogden
Some people measure their worth by the labels they wear (or the expensive cars they drive). It's sad, really, that an inordinate number of people who can afford such expensive things are so angry and unhappy with life.

When I bought my first new car I was quite worried about getting scratches on it. But I finally came around to the understanding that nothing material lasts for long. Get use out of it, enjoy it, and move on 'cause you ain't taking it with you to the eternal. It's not worth the worry.

This guy may have a trophy wife at home, but I'd be surprised if he's any happier for it.
 

hambone

web wheeler
My favoritest thing in the whole wide world! is to have to park my huge truck next to two-spacers, preferably backing in so the dually fenders are really close.

i did this to a lady at work for some reason she just could not park at night in her fancy escalade so i pulled in about three inches away(even had to fold in her mirror)on the drivers side and i refused to move my truck it was really funny watching a 45 year old lady climb threw the passenger side :rofl:
 

Zombie

Random Dead Guy
Location
Sandy Utah
I have done this with my jeep when I had the top off. I can climb out but the other person wont have much room to get in.

I've done this in my ZJ when someone parked like a butt troll.
I watched a guy walk up to his car, look at my jeep and shake his head.
He looked at his door, and opened it HARD, trying to ding my pretty ZJ...
Thats when he found out that my slider stick out about .5" further than anything else. :eek:
 
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Kiel

Formerly WJ ZUK
We should all just buy sh!tty beaters and park super close to the double parkers, then what could they do, ding my already hammered vega:rolleyes:
 

greenjeep

Cause it's green, duh!
Location
Moab Local!
It's easy to park really close when you don't have doors to worry about opening, and rock sliders are great for door ding prevention. I used to do that all the time when people parked like idoits on campus.
 
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