How can I de-magnetize my jeep ?

[DaveB]

Help, my jeep cherokee seems to have become magnetized and has been attracting other cars to it . For the second time in as many months it got hit. Last night as I was driving home on Foothill I was stopped behind a long line of cars when a guy in a Dodge truck, who wasn't paying attention to the traffic, ran into three of us from behind. Luckily I was the last one to get hit and the gal behind me nailed my trailer hitch so my jeep escaped any major damage. At least I won't have to have it totalled again and have to go through the hassle like last time. Anyway what should I do to de-magnetize it ? should I park near a large power substation ? call in a priest ?

Bumper Car Driver

 

[NoTrax]

burn it ~!

 

[Hickey]

Holy water is your only option.

 

[Spork]

Rub chicken bones on it.

 

[wrnchplr]

Try some dead fish in the back seat.

 

[pELYgroso]

paint a yellow caution tape around it and all over it.....and also try the chicken bones

 

[Milner]

Garlic, lots and lots of garlic!

 

[James K]

monkey hand mounted on the hood.

 

[TORGENG]

Get a couple of big stickers that say **STUDENT DRIVER**

That'll keep everyone away.

 

[Mother Deuce]

If you take your jeep to Australia, the magnetic flux will reverse the polarity of your jeep causing it to repel the other vehicles.

I'm surprised they didn't teach you that at the U.

 

[Tacoma]

Definitely the monkey hand.

 

[JoeT]

Make a bumper sticker that says " Protected by James K ".

 

[Herzog]

Some of these responses are awesome.

 

[reddevil]

Is this the one you took the lift off of? If so PUT THE LIFT BACK ON. Better to get tickets than whip lash.
All will be well with the universe when the lift is back, although you might need to lift it more to counter act the time the lift was off.

 

[DaveB]

Is this the one you took the lift off of? If so PUT THE LIFT BACK ON. Better to get tickets than whip lash.
All will be well with the universe when the lift is back, although you might need to lift it more to counter act the time the lift was off.

Yes this is the one I took the lift off of. If it had still been lifted the lady behind me would have needed a new grille and hood. In the accident a couple of months ago the lift kept me from losing my hood. I sold the old lift so I would have to find another one. Maybe I'll do it when I find the parts to fix up the dana 44 I have for it.

By the way great ideas from the rest of you.

 

[James K]

Make a bumper sticker that says " Protected by James K ".

that never works

 

[Bone Down]

I think that this is a question better suited for Jack or Chuck.
I have read that they have the answer for any situation.

 

[embabe]

Maybe if you get it really REALLY muddy.... then keep it that way.... it works for me!

 

[Tacoma]

YES!

Jeeps won't run right if they're clean.

 

[embabe]

Besides which... I've found people tend to park a little further away from me if my car is super muddy.... about time too-- I swear I find a new ding in my door every time I wash it