Lol. Not all of us exist in a traditional patriarchal household.Can’t believe I wasted time reading this thread. But since I’m here, the clear answer is to drop them both. Have the Mrs make extra dinner the night before. Eat the left overs for lunch the next day. Just a few months later take said Mrs. (Or an unknown special someone) on a cruise with your savings.
My wife would straight firebomb me if I tried to pull that nonsense ha ha