I got a new truck!

[Greg]

How much torque does your work vehicle have? I bet it beats Greg's by a good margin.

But mine goes down the track, the highway and offroad.

 

[I Lean]

But mine goes down the track, the highway and offroad.

And it steers!

 

[Greg]

And it steers!

Yeah!

 

[TRNDRVR]

And it steers!

Too much work!!!

 

[Greg]

Too much work!!!

You have no idea what hard labor is... Come with me for a day and we'll go change ties by hand.

 

[TRNDRVR]

You have no idea what hard labor is... Come with me for a day and we'll go change ties by hand.

You got me there......but try pooping on my schedule!!!

 

[Greg]

You got me there......but try pooping on my schedule!!!

I can't even poop on my own schedule, let alone yours!

 

[RockMonkey]

I can't even poop on my own schedule, let alone yours!

You need some more fiber in your diet?

 

[Greg]

You need some more fiber in your diet?

This thread has taken an odd turn... :wtf:

 

[Tacoma]

I'll poop on both of your schedules if you print them out and send them to me.

 

[Greg]

I'll poop on both of your schedules if you print them out and send them to me.

Speaking of odd... Hi Tacoma!

 

[BCGPER]

Aint it a kick in the shorts gettin old? Soon, Depends will be your friend, or at least that's what I hear.

I can't even poop on my own schedule, let alone yours!

 

[Greg]

Aint it a kick in the shorts gettin old? Soon, Depends will be your friend, or at least that's what I hear.

Do they make a Harley-Davidson branded Depends? I hear all the Baby Boomers that are riding are looking for options.

 

[BCGPER]

Nope...... That's why your chaps are open in the back. Just lift a cheek, and keep on rolling.

 

[Greg]

Nope...... That's why your chaps are open in the back. Just lift a cheek, and keep on rolling.

If I ever ride with you, please remind me to take the lead.

 

[BCGPER]

On a bike that tops out under a hundred? Good luck with that...


You're right, this went straight to weird. I'm happy to see you didn't actually buy something like that though.

 

[Herzog]

 

[TRNDRVR]

I'll poop on both of your schedules if you print them out and send them to me.

I think you're some kind of a truck driver......so with that being said, without being a railroader, it's hard to explain my comment. You'd have to experience it to know.

I go to bed at 0400 hrs one day, then I'm back on duty at the exact same time the next.

My schedule is erratic at best!!!

 

[Tacoma]

Truck drivers get paid.

 

[Greg]

Ok, you all have been so patient... here's my new truck!