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SAMI

SAMI

Formerly Beardy McGee
Location
SLC, UT
So.... a fox ran out in front of the 4runner, and went right under the truck... i didn't hit him though.. he ran inbetween all the tires... i watched him run in front of, and miss my front left tire. that's when i hit the brakes... which i think gave him just enough time to pause, then leap between my passenger front and rear tires to safety; though i was still moving.... i backed up to see if i'd taken the little guy out... but, he scampered off only to by run over tomorrow i'm sure... he bought himself one more day...

-Jason
 
greenjeep

greenjeep

Cause it's green, duh!
Location
Moab Local!
My companion and I accidentily road-killed a fox on my mission, so in the true missionary spirit we took it back to our apartment, skinned it, and with the help of some library books, we tanned it's hide!!!

It was all good until our landlord called Fish and Game!
 
RockMonkey

RockMonkey

Suddenly Enthusiastic
I exploded a bird on 215 yesterday. The little bastard left a wing print on my bumper.
 
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Bart

Bart

Registered User
Location
Arm Utah
I was skiing once in Big Sky Montana, coming around a corner at a really good clip when a white ferret like animal ran out in front of me. Well, I was on my race skis and the edges were incredibly sharp. Cut the poor lil sucker in half. Felt real bad but there wasn't much I could do about it. He popped out of no where.
 
gijohn40

gijohn40

too poor to wheel... :(
Location
Layton, Utah
I was driving 80 MPH up in Wyoming when a bird flew into my amatuer radio antenna and it cut the dumb thing in half... took my antenna off the truck as well...
 
aqua1968

aqua1968

Member
Location
Taylorsville
Hubby drives for a fencing company. Three key factors, Load of chain link, semi doin 70, and a poor poor bird......needless to say he won't be takin a dump on my red grand anytime soon.....Need I say more?
 
V-DAWG

V-DAWG

someday
Location
Taylorsville
I hit a bug with my windshield on I-15 the other day. My wife couldn't belive how big the splat was, so I explained that at 65 mph even a little bug would splat big.

Then she made the brilliant comment, "I didn't know they flew that fast!" :ugh:
 
sbr

sbr

Registered User
anytime a vole dies its a good thing. I have ben pouring a little bit of gas down the holes and waiting just a second then lighting it. Seems to work pretty good , so long as you don't do it by dry fields.
 
mr_blove

mr_blove

ask me if I care
Location
next door
In the past few weeks I have found at least a dozen holes in my yard and I want to kill them but I dont want any lasting effects that can harm my dogs. My neighboor told me to put juicy fruit the gum down the holes casue they love the sweet flavor but cant digest it so it clogs them up and kills them.
 
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JPNGRL44

JPNGRL44

Unhealthy Obsession
Location
Stuck in Utah Valley
V-DAWG said:
I hit a bug with my windshield on I-15 the other day. My wife couldn't belive how big the splat was, so I explained that at 65 mph even a little bug would splat big.

Then she made the brilliant comment, "I didn't know they flew that fast!" :ugh:
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:rofl: :rofl: Thats awesome!
 
DevinB

DevinB

I like traffic lights
Location
Down Or'm
V-DAWG said:
I hit a bug with my windshield on I-15 the other day. My wife couldn't belive how big the splat was, so I explained that at 65 mph even a little bug would splat big.

Then she made the brilliant comment, "I didn't know they flew that fast!" :ugh:
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Here's your sign. :rofl:
 
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