Cody, you have no hand to hand combat skills and your more likely to poke out your eye trying to pick your nose than ever get your leg head height.. You're truly the dreamer here!
First off, head height is different for different people. Since I'm a normal sized person, your head height is somewhere around my waist. I can handle that.
secondly, if you come near me and try to play the wet blanket routine, I'll head butt you.
