I've had it.

RockMonkey

Suddenly Enthusiastic
It's time everyone learns the proper use of apostrophes. If you're already lost, an apostrophe is this: '
It resides right below the " on your keyboard, and it really annoys me when I see it being abused. PLEASE read below.

The rules concerning the use of Apostrophes in written English are very simple:
1. They are used to denote a missing letter or letters, for example:
I can't instead of I cannot
I don't instead of I do not
it's instead of it is
2. They are used to denote possession, for example:
the dog's bone
the company's logo
Jones's bakery (but Joneses' bakery if owned by more than one Jones)

... but please note that the possessive form of it does not take an apostrophe any more than ours, yours or hers do
the bone is in its mouth
... however, if there are two or more dogs, companies or Joneses in our example, the apostrophe comes after the 's':
the dogs' bones
the companies' logos
Joneses' bakeries
3. Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana's for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale
Menu's printed to order which should read Menus printed to order
MOT's at this garage which should read MOTs at this garage
1000's of bargains here! which should read 1000s of bargains here!
New CD's just in! which should read New CDs just in!
Buy your Xmas tree's here! which should read Buy your Xmas trees here!

Note: Special care must be taken over the use of your and you're as they sound the same but are used quite differently:
your is possessive as in this is your pen
you're is short for you are as in you're coming over to my house

The above was plagiarized (stolen, if you're confused) from http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
 
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Tacoma

Et incurventur ante non
Location
far enough away
RockMonkey said:
Done. Don't poke me with that thing.

weird, that's what she said. :ugh:

I have problems with the improper use of the possessive, ie: "it's" when it should nearly always be "its".

But I digress....
 

RockMonkey

Suddenly Enthusiastic
Hickey said:
We had a welcome mat at the house I grew up in. It said "The Hicks'" :greg:
Maybe you've been spelling your last name wrong your entire life? Maybe your last name is actually "Hick", and the welcome mat was reffering to your house, or possibly your welcome mat?
 

Hickey

Burn-barrel enthusiast
Supporting Member
RockMonkey said:
Maybe you've been spelling your last name wrong your entire life? Maybe your last name is actually "Hick", and the welcome mat was reffering to your house, or possibly your welcome mat?
Well, in some of my early geneology the name was spelled many different ways. Hix, Hics, Hickus.
Not too many people could write at all, much less use proper grammar in the 1300's.
 

RockMonkey

Suddenly Enthusiastic
Hickey said:
Well, in some of my early geneology the name was spelled many different ways. Hix, Hics, Hickus.
Not too many people could write at all, much less use proper grammar in the 1300's.
Especially truck drivers from the 1300s.
 

mbryson

.......a few dollars more
Supporting Member
Meat_ said:
Oh come on, didn't even mention the 36' tires people are always looking for.


Them are BIG. That's only about 4 times bigger than the ones at the pit in Kennecott....... I've always wanted to check out a set of those.
 

I Lean

Mbryson's hairdresser
Vendor
Location
Utah
rckcrlr said:
nopUnctUationanDnosPacesalonGwithrAndOmuseOfcaPitolleTters
letssEeifwecaNmakebraDensheAdexplOde
:p

That's really hard to read.

Nope, cuz his head already exploded. Can't re-explode for some amount of time, it varies person to person. Women can frequently re-explode time after time, with no "rest" period in between. ;)
 
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