Km2 discontinued in 255/85/16, 33x10.5x15 and 285/75/17?

Kevin B.

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Just a rumor, but they're backordered on Discounttiredirect.com and closeout on Tirerack.com.

I will be beside myself with grief. I'll have to switch to Treps, and then Skippy and Mesha will think I'm trying to be like them and that's almost intolerable.
 
Don't worry, for a guy that hangs out on Pintrest, no one will think you are trying to be like them.
 
Dear Mr. Puppy Slayer,

Thank you for your email. We welcome the opportunity to serve you.


In regards to the email you sent stating:
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I heard you were discontinuing the 255/85r16 KM2, and I considered taking a puppy hostage until you changed your mind, because I must have another set when my current tires wear out, these are just that awesome. Now I hear that the size is not being discontinued, but rather "relaunched", and I must thank you on behalf of relieved puppies everywhere.

However, I am overcome with a new concern, and the puppies are not out of the woods yet. What does "relaunch" mean? Are we talking a KM3 here? New tread pattern/different rubber composition/what? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY TIRES???

Answer carefully. The fate of every puppy in my neighborhood hinges upon your answer.

Best,
Kevin The Puppyslayer

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In the interest of the helpless neighborhood puppies, I am writing you with Great News. Kevin, we are relaunching the size the tires should be available in early May. This is not a Mud Terrain T/A KM3! We are never told exactly what the changes are in the tires, However sometimes the older molds are changed because of markings needed to be used in other countries. When this occur we have to discontinue the size and relaunch it with a different part number. I hope this is a good plea for the puppies!

FREE THE PUPPIES! FREE THE PUPPIES! FREE THE PUPPIES!


We appreciate your business and thank you for choosing BFGoodrich.

False alarm, then. I haz a happy.
 
Sooo. Kevin. If I ever need to write a letter for something like this do you have any interest in writing it for me? :D

i am glad you used puppies because if you used cats. BFG would have said hell no on the tires and invited you to move into their neighborhood. ;)
 
You'll be sorry you said that when I have an awesome mancave and you don't.

Uh, next time your over here I'll have to show you my awesome mancave/pool room/game room/kitchen in my basement.

So yeah, mancave: check.
 
Wow thanks Kevin, I was going to order 285's (and loose all my expo points) next week because I thought the 255's were gone for good. Great news.. I can wait till May :cool:
 
Sooo. Kevin. If I ever need to write a letter for something like this do you have any interest in writing it for me? :D

i am glad you used puppies because if you used cats. BFG would have said hell no on the tires and invited you to move into their neighborhood. ;)

Nobody likes cats. Not even people who have cats like cats.

Uh, next time your over here I'll have to show you my awesome mancave/pool room/game room/kitchen in my basement.

Or, you could post it on Pinterest.

Wow thanks Kevin, I was going to order 285's (and loose all my expo points) next week because I thought the 255's were gone for good. Great news.. I can wait till May :cool:

Expo status secure.
 
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