KSL WTF of the day

[JoeT]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=6993352&cat=&lpid=

Free '92 Jeep Wrangler...
Midvale, UT 84047 - Jun 30, 2009
...with proposal and wedding ring.

That's right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.

Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!

Terms and Conditions:
1. Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.

2. Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required - but it's a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!

3. Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.

4. Honeymoon required.

Contact me at wedding.jeep@hotmail.com

 

[muleskinner]

She isn't much of a looker

 

[rdneckride]

I wonder if it is some guy getting rid of his ex. As I only saw one woman in any of the pictures and she was in the passenger seat.

My second thought was who here is in a good mood today and wanting to see what boobs they get to reply.. You know the ones who do not see the large guy in the pictures.

 

[Rusted]

That right there is going to be one expensive jeep

 

[Spork]

That right there is going to be one expensive jeep

to Quote Jeff Foxworthy...

(it) is like buying a jumbo jet just to get free peanuts. If all you want is peanuts, there are much better ways of going about it.

 

[JoeT]

Cody did you call her yet?

 

[Jay5.9L]

I was just about to post the link.

Reading the add I thought she was going to say she had bolt on head lights....which always helps resale.

 

[Grim]

to funny

 

[CJ Matt]

"And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED"

I figured that meant after market parts added.

 

[utah340six]

it back on
price it out jeep $2500 to $3500

rent and food 1500 a month x 12 x 5 = $90k

just by ajeep

 

[CJ Matt]

The add got pulled? I couldn't look at it from work. I wanted to get a good laugh when I got home.

 

[CJ Matt]

Found it. No pictures of her? It is creative but crazy. She lost me with "temple worthy" too.

 

[mesha]

That is the most creative ad I have seen. She should call the ninja for hire.

 

[muleskinner]

"And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED"

I figured that meant after market parts added.

I figured it was in the pants from the picture

 

[mesha]

She lost me with "temple worthy" too.

I guess that means no premarital test drives.

 

[gijohn40]

maybe she ditched the guy and got the jeep in the divorce... and now is using it to find another sap!

 

[Mug]

I'm just sayin'...

 

[phatfoto]

I'm just sayin'...

Hahhaaaaa... SHe's been to rehab too then!!!

 

[gijohn40]

the second ad got pulled as well... damn she is never going to get rid of her jeep...

 

[Rusted]

I took a screen shot of that second ad