A friend sent me this. (Not his just something he found)
I just Heard a Dr. Phil on TV talking about Covid-19 anxieties say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. So I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.