Lighten the mood

[DAA]

Drones is delicious.

- DAA

 

[SoopaHick]

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You only laugh because it's just crazy enough to be true. 😳

 

[Kevin B.]

I’m not sure that I hope that is a joke or that they are serious.

It's a joke slash performance art slash political commentary. That dude is just real committed.

Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real

They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

birdsarentreal.com

 

[Kevin B.]

I've heard quite a few theories that birds are .gov drones. It's comical to me. One of the most compelling arguments I've heard was, "Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?" Turns out I've seen lots of pigeons, but never a baby one LOL.

A couple weeks ago a guy told me all my neighbors are FBI robot spies. I laughed, until he asked me how often I see them bring in groceries.

Dude. I don't think I've ever seen any of my neighbors bring in groceries.

 

[N-Smooth]

They say that all of the big catastrophes like 9/11 and mass shootings and whatnot are just distractions so they can change the batteries in the bird drones.

 

[Hickey]

I've heard quite a few theories that birds are .gov drones. It's comical to me. One of the most compelling arguments I've heard was, "Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?" Turns out I've seen lots of pigeons, but never a baby one LOL.

We have to deal with them constantly at work. There are a couple bleeding-hearts in the office that make it impossible to rid the property of them. They insist on "natural remedies". I suggested bringing in a Falconer to remove them "Naturally". Apparently I'm a disgusting asshole now.

 

[Thursty]

 

[TurboMinivan]

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Birds charge on power lines? Hmm. Wonder if I can do that with my Leaf.

 

[jeeper]

I think I need to buy this book.

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas https://www.amazon.com/dp/1777225124/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_SAHA9VFARF5RSABRKJEJ

 

[Magerdgr]

 

[Thursty]

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[Cody]

Now that I think about it, I've never seen any of my neighbors bring in groceries over the last 5 years...

I'm also not a nosy asshole that pays attention to what my neighbors are doing ha ha.

 

[kmboren]

 

[Herzog]

 

[cruiseroutfit]

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Remind me what that makes forums?

 

[TurboMinivan]

Remind me what that makes forums?

Intellectuals acting like intellectuals, of course.

 

[N-Smooth]

Remind me what that makes forums?

Please refer to the description under my username

 

[4x4_Welder]

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Give it a few months until the cream cheese shortage.

 

[Gravy]

Don't think Newsweek knows what an elk is....