Mall Crawling tips with Brett the hippie

[Dominic]

Today's tip: Polishing your way into some super sweet 16 year olds!

Step one: Remove wheels

Step two: Use copious amounts of chrome polish and micro fiber towles to get that perfect shine, much like the shine that beams from a 16 year olds braces that you will be impressing as the sun hits them just so.

Step three: Don't forget the center caps, this sort of attention to detail shows everyone that your the kind of hippie who puts on a little axe before leaving your dark and gloomy basment after days of watching battlestar galactica and a few dozen bong hits.

Step four: Put your wheels back on and let the good times roll. You are now ready to show off all your hard work with your own super sweet 16" bling. Watch out ladies!

:brett:

 

[chadschoon]

oh snap!!!

 

[Stephen]

My question is this: He spent all that time spit polishing his Dub-less-five's, but does it have a front drive shaft yet?

 

[Jeremy]

My question is this: He spent all that time spit polishing his Dub-less-five's, but does it have a front drive shaft yet?

priorities man, get them straight. what good is a front driveline if you dont have shiny gay wheels?

:brett:

 

[Brett]

Those are 15's!

 

[Tacoma]

...you sure can man the buffing wheel! Thumbs up!!!

 

[Brett]

The best part is that the wheel laying on the ground hadn't even been polished yet :brett:

 

[Stephen]

Those are 15's!

Dub-less-five (20-5=15)

 

[JoeT]

I guess all that pratice Brett spent polishing Bubba paid off!

 

[Kiel]

I guess all that pratice Brett spent polishing Bubba paid off!

Yeah double

 

[Bart]

HEY, I like them so leave Brett alone. Peace out man.

 

[Kiel]

HEY, I like them so leave Brett alone. Peace out man.

But you don't have braces

 

[Fuller]

so how much would brett charge to polish some one elses wheels? i wana have top notch mall crawling status as well

 

[Brett]

Hmm.....I dunno......

 

[Zombie]

Brett, if it makes you feel any better, I polished my wheels on saturday... they were butt ugly... I mean literally. It looked like someone had pood on them.

 

[Cody]

Brett, you really need to be more opportunistic. You know that fancy pipe you've been gawkin over on superawesomehippiebongs.com? Well, the cost of polishing someone elses wheels should be about the same as the cost of that lovely instrument of hippidom.

I guess trying to teach a hippie to be more business savvy is about as useful as trying to get Dom to take his jeep on anything other than a graded road.

 

[mbryson]

Hmm.....I dunno......

ahem....

 

[Brett]

ahem....

Gonna let me take the wheels off the 'Stroke?

 

[mbryson]

Gonna let me take the wheels off the 'Stroke?

Yes, please....

 

[CJJ92yj]

I thought you were upgrading to these.