wally
Registered User
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds
> a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to
> a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
> the bathroom.
>
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent
> a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
> he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
> much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he
> gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering
> in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked
> if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
> strong. I love you, too.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds
> a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to
> a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
> the bathroom.
>
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent
> a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
> he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
> much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he
> gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering
> in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked
> if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
> strong. I love you, too.
