I had to post this.
It was the middle of the day
a month before May
in a freakshow-pullin' barge
A Z-71 with a Leroy on
and a cummins haulin' Sarge
We were headin' for rocks on 191
a few miles outta Moab town
I sez "Big Sarge, this here's the Nuber Man...
and I'm about to put the hammer down"
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the day
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, rollin' all the way
Come on an' join our convoy, an' keep that Hammer Down!
We're gonna roll this jeepin' convoy, all the way to Moab town!
Convoy... Convoy...
By the time we got into Spanish Fork
We had eighty-five rigs in all
But they's a road block up on the over pass
An' them greens 'as wall to wall
Yeah them whacko's 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had one stuckin a tree
I sez callin' all jeeps, this here's The Freak
We about to go a shootin' skeet
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Big Sarge?
Uh, negatory Big Sarge, yer still too close
Yeah, them Moparts is startin' ta clog up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up past Thistle Dam
Hard-core rockcrawlers in sun-glasses
We tore up all their fake road closed signs
An' shoved 'em up their arsses
By the time we hit Solder Summit
Them greens was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the SUWA Wild Utah Guard
There 'as armored cars, and Subarus and Things
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them subarus 'as full a nuts
An' flipflops filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And single Reverend Dunaway
In a Red Ford Pickup Truck
Hey EZRhino, listen
You wanna put that pickup truck in behind the cummins Ram?
Yeah, he's haulin Big Sarge
He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer Wellington
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see that Helper 'as lined with greens
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Big Sarge, this here's the Freakshow Burb
Tell them wackoes ta go to hell
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them jeepers wheel, 10-4!
Cause we gotta big ol' convoy, rockin' through the day
Yeah we gotta big ol' convoy, rollin' all the way
Come on an' join our convoy, an' keep that Hammer Down!
We're gonna roll this jeepin' convoy, all the way to Moab town!
Convoy... Convoy...
It was the middle of the day
a month before May
in a freakshow-pullin' barge
A Z-71 with a Leroy on
and a cummins haulin' Sarge
We were headin' for rocks on 191
a few miles outta Moab town
I sez "Big Sarge, this here's the Nuber Man...
and I'm about to put the hammer down"
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the day
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, rollin' all the way
Come on an' join our convoy, an' keep that Hammer Down!
We're gonna roll this jeepin' convoy, all the way to Moab town!
Convoy... Convoy...
By the time we got into Spanish Fork
We had eighty-five rigs in all
But they's a road block up on the over pass
An' them greens 'as wall to wall
Yeah them whacko's 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had one stuckin a tree
I sez callin' all jeeps, this here's The Freak
We about to go a shootin' skeet
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Big Sarge?
Uh, negatory Big Sarge, yer still too close
Yeah, them Moparts is startin' ta clog up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well we rolled up past Thistle Dam
Hard-core rockcrawlers in sun-glasses
We tore up all their fake road closed signs
An' shoved 'em up their arsses
By the time we hit Solder Summit
Them greens was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the SUWA Wild Utah Guard
There 'as armored cars, and Subarus and Things
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them subarus 'as full a nuts
An' flipflops filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And single Reverend Dunaway
In a Red Ford Pickup Truck
Hey EZRhino, listen
You wanna put that pickup truck in behind the cummins Ram?
Yeah, he's haulin Big Sarge
He needs all the help he can git
Well we laid a strip fer Wellington
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see that Helper 'as lined with greens
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Big Sarge, this here's the Freakshow Burb
Tell them wackoes ta go to hell
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them jeepers wheel, 10-4!
Cause we gotta big ol' convoy, rockin' through the day
Yeah we gotta big ol' convoy, rollin' all the way
Come on an' join our convoy, an' keep that Hammer Down!
We're gonna roll this jeepin' convoy, all the way to Moab town!
Convoy... Convoy...
