my new obama edition jeep!

[Spidey]

This just in. "We became legendary for our attributes off-road, now look what jeep is doin onroad with our super eco friendly obama edition wrongler!"

I will no longer be buying jeep product unless the product is made by someone other than chrysler seeing that this mornings news confirmed that the Obamunists got their way and the UAW now owns the majority of the company. It makes me ill when I think about the 95% of our population who dont know enough about the principles of business and banking to recognize the communism being heaped on our country. People got a man with slick words.However, actions speak louder than words.
People think that now we (as the us citizens) own AIG and so on. Reality is when you vote for these socialists the rich dont get richer and the poor dont get poorer. The rich get poor, the poor get impoverished, and the goverment gets riches and leverage to manipulate the people however their power thirsty appetites wish.
Overly powerful politicians using cohersion then extortion to manipulate for even more power is not freedom, its tyranny.

 

[Kiel]

WTF, we need pictures

 

[rockreligious]

well said

 

[4554x4]

U.s.a.

United Socialist America

I hear a revolution brewing...

I guess that Jeep will be droping the Liberty ASAP

 

[Brett]

Sooo, because Chrysler couldn't work out a deal with its creditors, it's Obama's fault?

 

[burke]

Honestly, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about?

 

[Spork]

Honestly, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about?

He's talking about this...

 

[Spidey]

Sooo, because Chrysler couldn't work out a deal with its creditors, it's Obama's fault?

they could have worked out a deal, but obama wasnt approving any deal but his own. Nice what you get away with when you have a corrupt government and you're the head of the mob.
Not just his you've got to through in his advisors and all the obamunists with it.

 

[Spidey]

Honestly, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about?

That's the problem. But you're not alone. There's at least 260 million other Americans that dont know what I'm talking about either. So if you care about your freedoms and your kids future in this nation, get educated on the things that really matter. People are smart enough, they just either take our liberties for granted and dont realize how bad things are getting, or they are too lazy to think they can help make it better.

 

[GOAT]

dear god, my head hurts after reading this.

 

[GOAT]

That's the problem. But you're not alone. There's at least 260 million other Americans that dont know what I'm talking about either. So if you care about your freedoms and your kids future in this nation, get educated on the things that really matter. People are smart enough, they just either take our liberties for granted and dont realize how bad things are getting, or they are too lazy to think they can help make it better.

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect
To see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
And me yelping...

Holy f*cking sh^t!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
And all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my f*ckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"F*ck me
It's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got

on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfIckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f*ckin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this sh(t never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this sh*t never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, sh*t the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
**** the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, sh)t the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, sh*t the bed!​

 

[burke]

That's the problem. But you're not alone. There's at least 260 million other Americans that dont know what I'm talking about either. So if you care about your freedoms and your kids future in this nation, get educated on the things that really matter. People are smart enough, they just either take our liberties for granted and dont realize how bad things are getting, or they are too lazy to think they can help make it better.

I am not sure you know what your talking about, 260 million other people might be right. I am just going to quietly walk away from this.

 

[unltd1]

nice tool song goat.


you're silly.


this thread is dumb. let's go make relations...

 

[GOAT]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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[Greg]

... this thread is dumb. let's go make relations...

How about not telling us next time...

 

[rockreligious]

dang Goat, did you really just type all that, or are you just better at copy/paste than me. If you typed it your wife needs to assign you more chores.

 

[GOAT]

dang Goat, did you really just type all that, or are you just better at copy/paste than me. If you typed it your wife needs to assign you more chores.

 

[Green Leader]

Amen to Spidey. This is just the beginning, with our Gov. as corrupt as it is who knows what will happen but they don't care as long as they get there money.

Hey just look over there while I do this, Here is 5 Mill. if you do.

 

[kake]

Sooo, because Chrysler couldn't work out a deal with its creditors, it's Obama's fault?

No, it's the people that voted for Obama's fault. Look I gots me a govment job and I still wanted to vote for McCain even though he treatened to come in and cut all of the fat in the federal employment system. He wanted everyone to EARN their paycheck.

Meanwhile, I was getting flyers in the mail from the Union saying Obama will protect my job and all of the deadbeats with the "good enough for govt. work" mentality.

So, needless to say, I have gotten two pay raises since he has been elected. Thanks Obama!

So basically the majority of the US voted for him based on the fact that Bush couldn't finish a sentence and they just wanted someone more eloquent in office.

I am proud of Utah, we did our part. Go red!

Change--that's all we'll have left in our pockets.....but it will be an equal amount of change!

 

[thefirstPACT]

How is it Obama's fault that the American auto industry cant stand on its own 2 feet? How is it Obama's fault that AIG and others pay there execs millions and give them even more when they leave the company, and in between they take everyone to Cabo for massages and drinks? I don't get what you're talking about?

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