Name this Pirate!

[Cody]

"He was attended by "Commodore's Messengers", teenaged girls dressed in white hot pants who waited on him hand and foot, bathing and dressing him and even catching the ash from his cigarettes.[1] He had frequent screaming tantrums and instituted brutal punishments such as incarceration in the ship's filthy chain-locker for days or weeks at a time and "overboarding", in which errant crew members were blindfolded, bound and thrown overboard, dropping up to 40 ft. into the cold sea,[1] hoping not to hit the side of the ship with its sharp barnacles on the way down.[1][77] Some of these punishments, such as imprisonment in the chain-locker, were applied to children as well as to adults.[1]

What pirate (pirate "Arrrrrrrgg", not pirate "hey I have a toyota on 60's w/ 38x16.5" swampers and 14 transfercases--I'm hardcore) is this about?

 

[Caleb]

I believe it's L. Ron Hubbard but you can't really call a writer a pirate...can you???

 

[benjy]

hmmm

 

[I Lean]

L Ron Hubbard, yup. Founder of the Church of Scientology. Wasn't really a pirate I suppose, he just appointed himself "Commodore" of the small fleet of Scientologist-crewed ships.

 

[Cody]

you guys are good!

I guess I should have taken the parenthetical references out so you didn't check wikipidia for it

 

[I Lean]

you guys are good!

I guess I should have taken the parenthetical references out so you didn't check wikipidia for it

I just copied and pasted the whole post into Google, and it came up with the Wikipedia link.

 

[Cody]

so you cheated. I see how you are

 

[Jeremy]

i like pirates quizes. give us another one.....

 

[benjy]

i like pirates quizes. give us another one.....

What pirate pleaded to the governor (shortly before his hanging) to have his arms and legs cut off so that he could no longer commit piracy in the early 1700's?

 

[Milner]

I believe it's L. Ron Hubbard but you can't really call a writer of FICTION a pirate...can you???

There I fixed it for you

 

[Cody]

Milner, you clearly have low Thetan levals.

That'll be 12 dollars.

 

[Caleb]

so you cheated. I see how you are

Actually, for some reason his name popped into my head, I googled his name and came up with the wiki page. I may have read something similar when I was selling books (Media Play baby! )

 

[Milner]

Milner, you clearly have low Thetan levals.

That'll be 12 dollars.

It is almost worth the $12 dollars just to be able to mess with those guys for 20 minutes....before the get pissed off and kick me out....Ussually I don't even have to pay....

Don't even get me started with the airport HC's....Those guys start crying and give up way too easy:greg: (funny story, remind me to tell you sometime)

The scientology South Park is one of my favorites!!!! The piece together Chefs voice because he refused to do the episode (he is a scientologist).
(Yes I REFUSE to capitolize the "S")

 

[Meat_]

"this Is What They Actually Believe"

 

[yellowbronco]

What pirate pleaded to the governor (shortly before his hanging) to have his arms and legs cut off so that he could no longer commit piracy in the early 1700's?

Johnny Depp!!!

 

[Milner]

Cody, look what I found for you
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/pho/351769236.html

 

[Brett]

Cody's in Moab with his Grand Cherokee buddies......so, I'll let him know that you ordered him that video when I get down there this evening :brett:

 

[yellowbronco]

What pirate pleaded to the governor (shortly before his hanging) to have his arms and legs cut off so that he could no longer commit piracy in the early 1700's?

Ok I got it: Kiera Knightley!!

(For those of you who don't know who Kiera Knightley is, she's a slightly more manish version of Orlando Bloom)