Need a new job....

[Cody]

I figure this is the place to start. I'm currently un-happy with my current employment situations so I'm looking for something different.

I'm open for most anything but I have a couple jobs that I think I would excel at:

-oil boy for bikini team
-body makeup artist for bikini team
-towel boy for female oil wrestling team (<120 weight class)
-bikini team manager/president
-secret agent
-ceo of furtune 500 company
-corona/red strip beer tester outer
-bacon of the month club president
-verbal abuser (this would consist of talking **** to fat people, stupid people, game nerds, choir geeks, rave dorks, and samurai drivers to try and make them quit their bad habits)
-bunny entertainer (at the PB mansion of course)
-american gladiator

If anyone knows of any openings in these fields, let me know. I have college degrees and will relocate if the job is right.

Cody

 

[Herzog]

-verbal abuser (this would consist of talking **** to fat people, stupid people, game nerds, choir geeks, rave dorks, and samurai drivers to try and make them quit their bad habits)

You have quite an extensive portfolio developed here on this site for that area of expertise.

 

[Bubba Jr]

-bunny entertainer (at the PB mansion of course)

I know of an opening for this one, problem is that it won't be your prefered location.

 

[James K]

-verbal abuser (this would consist of talking **** to fat people, stupid people, game nerds, choir geeks, rave dorks, and samurai drivers to try and make them quit their bad habits)

you should just do this one part-time for the sheer entertainment.

 

[Cody]

I know of an opening for this one, problem is that it won't be your prefered location.

no no Bubba. I said 'bunny' not 'bretty'.

If I've told ya once, I've told ya a thousand times..........

Cody

 

[britney]

-verbal abuser (this would consist of talking **** to fat people, stupid people, game nerds, choir geeks, rave dorks, and samurai drivers to try and make them quit their bad habits)

Do you charge by the hour or the insult? and what is your charge?
I have some people that could certainly use your expertise.

 

[Hickey]

Do you charge by the hour or the insult? and what is your charge?
I have some people that could certainly use your expertise.

Maybe You could use him for product demo's? :greg:

 

[Brett]

Maybe You could use him for product demo's? :greg:

 

[Milner]

Maybe You could use him for product demo's? :greg:

:sick: :sick:

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
mental image :sick:

 

[Brett]

:sick: :sick:

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
mental image :sick:

bwhahahhahah

 

[Greg]

Cody! If you're serious about a real job, and not to beat a dead horse, but UP loves guys with bachelors degrees, esp. business managment. You can get on in their managment training programs with a degree and they'll train you. Managers start at about $50-60k (my manager currently makes about $90k, after some time under his belt) and have *killer* benefits and retirement. The job is always intresting and the company is always going to have too much work. The crappy part is they tell you where you'll be living/working.

http://www.uprr.com/employment/mng_training/index.shtml

Check out the 'Transportation/Premium Operations Associate' position. I think that's the place you'd fit in best, if you are indeed intrested.

Here's the specifics-

http://www.careerlink.org/emp/upr/po/010394.htm?house=1121&biscuit=422753772&clicks=5&doco=

 

[Cody]

i'm very interested. I need a real job. I need to make more money. If I could move into something in the 50-70k range I would be happy for now. I'm single, I don't need too much money.

But I'm not willing to move to BFE to do it. I'd move to cali or colorado etc....but not nebraska or some **** like that....I'll look into it. I also would really like to get into a set work schedule. I've been working rotating/random shifts my entire life, and I would love to know in advance when I'll be working. That UP job looks good, and I'll apply for it, but my time is worth way more to me than money so working 60 hour weeks to make more money isn't my gig. I fear that would be what that job requires...

I have some hook ups with Nike up in Portland. That would be a good company to work for and, according to my good friend that works there, I would fit in perfectly.

Cody

 

[V-DAWG]

-towel boy for female oil wrestling team (<120 weight class)

< by itself is less than, but when you write it like this (<120 ), it kinda looks like you want them over 120

 

[Milner]

< by itself is less than, but when you write it like this (<120 ), it kinda looks like you want them over 120

He does.

 

[Meat_]

< by itself is less than, but when you write it like this (<120 ), it kinda looks like you want them over 120

Did you fail math?

 

[Cody]

Did you fail math?

I'm glad someone else said it and not me.

I look at that and it reads 'less than'. but I guess if you haven't or don't work around math too often you wouldn't necessarily see it that way.

Cody

 

[Hickey]

<120 means 120 lbs or less, right? And yes, I did fail math.

 

[V-DAWG]

<120 means 120 lbs or less, right? And yes, I did fail math.

Okay, fine......I'm a dumba$$. But can rckcrlr be on the short bus with me since he didn't point it out along with the rest of RME :-\

 

[Milner]

Okay, fine......I'm a dumba$$. But can rckcrlr be on the short bus with me since he didn't point it out along with the rest of RME :-\

Hey, I like the short bus....
Especially if t one like the Skys guys have!

PS I only had to take 1 math class for a degree i soc/psych

 

[Meat_]

Okay, fine......I'm a dumba$$. But can rckcrlr be on the short bus with me since he didn't point it out along with the rest of RME :-\

:redneck: