Old dudes rock!

[Magerdgr]

So my dad pulls up to the local gas station and as he gets out he notices these three "punk kids about 17-18 with their pants half down" standing right in front of the doorway smoking and just all around being rude. There is an old farmer walking in right ahead of my dad and as they approach the door they see a girl trying to get past the "punks" in to the gas station. The punks aren't in any hurry to move since they are busy looking cool. Just as my dad is starting to say something to them, the old farmer says "why don't you get your a**'s out of the way so people can get by." The lead boy, the tallest of the three turns to him and responds with the catchy "why don't you kiss my a**?" Without missing a beat, the old guy reaches over and grabs the kids pants and pulls them to his ankles, under ware and all, then proceeds to kick him in the butt. Well, with his pants down he can't move and falls face first into the parking lot smashing his smoke in his mouth. The other two stood dumbfounded for a minute, unsure how to react to the fall of their leader, then one turns to the old man and says "dude.... he said KISS it?" The old guy replies "huh, must have heard him wrong" and walks past them into the store. My dad said that the whole place was laughing at them and they couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Man, ya gotta love old guys who just don't care what people think.

 

[Coreshot]

You don't mess with old guys,they're too tired to fight, they'll just kill you. Old farmers would probably castrate you on the spot.

 

[chadschoon]

Old man power is just something you don't mess with

 

[chadschoon]

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[mesha]

I think i might be one of the few people who if I had a time machine would fast forward till I am old. I can't wait.

 

[Gravy]

funny stuff!

that old timer sounds cool

 

[jackjoh]

My 94 year old father-in-law used to wear a cap that said, "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" but he said "its because we know bs when we see it".

 

[Cherokeester]

My 94 year old father-in-law used to wear a cap that said, "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" but he said "its because we know bs when we see it".

That's the word right there.

 

[4554x4]

I hope that was a true story! I would have loved to watch it happen!

 

[allterrain]

Great story. Way to go Bart!!

 

[Cruiser]

So my dad pulls up to the local gas station and as he gets out he notices these three "punk kids about 17-18 with their pants half down" standing right in front of the doorway smoking and just all around being rude. There is an old farmer walking in right ahead of my dad and as they approach the door they see a girl trying to get past the "punks" in to the gas station. The punks aren't in any hurry to move since they are busy looking cool. Just as my dad is starting to say something to them, the old farmer says "why don't you get your a**'s out of the way so people can get by." The lead boy, the tallest of the three turns to him and responds with the catchy "why don't you kiss my a**?" Without missing a beat, the old guy reaches over and grabs the kids pants and pulls them to his ankles, under ware and all, then proceeds to kick him in the butt. Well, with his pants down he can't move and falls face first into the parking lot smashing his smoke in his mouth. The other two stood dumbfounded for a minute, unsure how to react to the fall of their leader, then one turns to the old man and says "dude.... he said KISS it?" The old guy replies "huh, must have heard him wrong" and walks past them into the store. My dad said that the whole place was laughing at them and they couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Man, ya gotta love old guys who just don't care what people think.

Awesome!

 

[BCGPER]

I've known for quite a while old dudes rocked. Bart told me!



Yeah, yeah. Pot, kettle.....

 

[Bobzilla]

Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!too bad the Old Farmer wasn't wearing a size 12 steel toed boot, yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa