Poorly explain what you do for a living

[Cody]

I turn water into barley wine.

 

[Greg]

I turn water into barley wine.

And you do it so well!!

 

[Hickey]

I turn water into barley wine.

You're supposed to POORLY describe your job.

 

[Stephen]

I do the needful.

I know what you do, and I'd call this debatable.

 

[anderson750]

I turn water into barley wine.

You're supposed to POORLY describe your job.

I was thinking he could say he was the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ.

 

[RockChucker]

You're supposed to POORLY describe your job.

Should @Cody have said barley juice then?

 

[johngottfredson]

I make spaces from no spaces. Pretty, if possible.

 

[Marsh99]

I make pills for the MLM cartels.

 

[Kevin B.]

I watch YouTube all night.

And clean up after fiberoptic detection machines.

I do the needful.

You just gave me Forest Whitaker Eye.

 

[Homefryy]

I design solutions to allow companies to fire more people.

 

[Shawn]

I spend peoples money very well

 

[N-Smooth]

I move money around for idiots that can't figure out how to do it themselves.

 

[bryson]

I make sure your shower isn't cold.

 

[TRD270]

I design solutions to allow companies to fire more people.

 

[dutchman]

People pay me because I sound like I know what I'm doing and then I pay people that actually know what they're doing to do things.

 

[benjy]

I’m a thief in a hippy town.

 

[Herzog]

I’m a thief in a hippy town.

I saw that you moved on that terrible linkedin site

 

[AaronPaige]

I match colors and letters in the dark so you can have power

 

[boogie_4wheel]

I match colors and letters in the dark so you can have power

My equipment makes the power go out.

 

[Tonkaman]

I steal the joy from a fires blaze and destroy buildings with water