Poorly explain what you do for a living

[DaveB]

I help design very expensive video games used to train pilots.

 

[dutchman]

So you're in marketing?

General contractor...

 

[gijohn40]

these describe my job pretty badly...

 

[spaggyroe]

I make sure your shower isn't cold.

I also make sure your shower isn’t cold, and try (usually successfully) to prevent explosions along the way.

 

[moab_cj5]

I listen to people bitch about high prices and then raise the prices more.

 

[zmotorsports]

I make sure everyone has the equipment they need to get food to the stores and eventually to everyone's table all while answering emails and phones listening to people telling me their problems.

Mike

 

[glockman]

I watch grown men act like children while wondering how they made it this far in life. I also explain the most simple concepts to the most intelligent people who respond with amazement.

 

[lhracing]

I manage...

 

[haulinshine]

I play with really big magnets and chemicals known to the state of California to cause reproductive harm.

 

[Bennj512]

I get high to keep the electrical grid juiced up.

 

[SoopaHick]

I show young hopefuls how to play with focused lightning and fire to efficiently glue hard stuff together.

 

[jeeper]

 

[Gravy]

I hurt my back, professionally; for people who fix backs, professionally.

 

[jeeper]

I don’t care what you do.. I will bet $100 that nothing can be worse than an all day appraiser uspap (appraisal standards and rules) class. Bamboo under the finger nails would be a privilege over this.

 

[ID Bronco]

I'm happy to see you are back to Mt. Dew!

 

[DAA]

I’ve taken that class. Shudder...

- DAA

 

[glockman]

I don’t care what you do.. I will bet $100 that nothing can be worse than an all day appraiser uspap (appraisal standards and rules) class. Bamboo under the finger nails would be a privilege over this.

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That is my father in law directly behind your water! I hope he was entertaining.

 

[jeeper]

Darn, I should have paid better attention.

Now that you mention it though, I do see the hippie resemblance to Mel.

 

[DAA]

That is my father in law directly behind your water! I hope he was entertaining.

What software does he use? He might be a customer. I love all appraisers regardless of affiliation though.

Well... Okay, there's one or two I don't love...

- DAA

 

[glockman]

What software does he use? He might be a customer. I love all appraisers regardless of affiliation though.

Well... Okay, there's one or two I don't love...

- DAA

He is the one or two. He uses your software and is a beta tester I believe.