Bucking Bronco
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- Location
- Layton
RIP Michael Jackson
- Thread starter Dominic
- Start date
GOAT
Back from the beyond
- Location
- Roanoke, VA
Okay of all the comments this one is bad.
I'll go you one further.....
"Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. When she met god, he gave her one wish. Farrah asked for all the children of the world to be safe. God then killed michael jackson."
:greg:
thank you Farrah fawcet
Bucking Bronco
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- Location
- Layton
GOAT
Back from the beyond
- Location
- Roanoke, VA
When Michael Jackson went into Cardiac Arrest his last words were "Take me to children's..............."
GOAT
Back from the beyond
- Location
- Roanoke, VA
Micheal died just before getting his book published. It was entitled "The ins and outs of child rearing"
GOAT
Back from the beyond
- Location
- Roanoke, VA
Michael Jackson was flying back to Neverland with a group of Asian boys in a small jet when the pilot put the plane on autopilot and called Michael aside;
"Pssst. We're going down! We've got to jump and there are only 2 parachutes." he feverishly whispered.
"But what about the children?" Michael whimpered.
"SCREW the children." hissed the terrified pilot.
"Is there time?" Michael pondered.
"Pssst. We're going down! We've got to jump and there are only 2 parachutes." he feverishly whispered.
"But what about the children?" Michael whimpered.
"SCREW the children." hissed the terrified pilot.
"Is there time?" Michael pondered.
NOTATOY
BACKYARD CUSTOMZ
- Location
- SOUTH OGDEN
X2 I never could stand the creepy, deformed bastard, and never liked his music either.
McLovin'
"I am McLovin!"
I'm just pissed because Ed McMahon never showed up with that big check for me.
LT.
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Los Alamos, New Mexico
I heard that he died from food poisoning. They found 12 year old nuts in his stomach.
LT.
LT.
redneckbronco
Active Member
- Location
- Provo
I heard McDonalds is gonna honor him by naming a burger after him, The MacJackson,.. A fifty year old piece of meat in some four year old buns..........
GOAT
Back from the beyond
- Location
- Roanoke, VA
Well, that is one of the benefits of getting older. You get to see people you didn't like growing up, finally die.
:greg:
gijohn40
too poor to wheel... :(
- Location
- Layton, Utah
If you hear a loud rumble in the sky today... don't worry its not thunder...
Its Elvis beating the crap out of micheal for marrying his daughter... lol
Its Elvis beating the crap out of micheal for marrying his daughter... lol
Thursty
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- Green River